The Chess Commandos are BACK

DISCLAIMER: cheater_1 in no way condones or romanticizes the practice of cheating at chess. It is wrong and evil. But my chess commando unit has reassembled and activated. The public MUST be aware of this.

Several years ago I resigned from all USCF play. The heat was ON. The pressure was IMMENSE. They were cloing in on me. I had to lay low. What the heck am I talking about? Well, I'll tell ya. Back around 2002-2003 myself and a team of chess/tech nerds decided to cheat the USCF. We formed a commando unit of chess cheaters who sought to infiltrate any and all chess tournaments and poison them with our presense. We had bad attitudes and a sense of entitlement that could only be found in underachievers who rarely succeeded at anything when playing by the rules.

 In 2006 several of us were under the microscope because our ratings soared in a short period of time and players rated much higher than us got their butts handed to them. Some of us were even BANNED from the uscf. I cannot reveal any more info as what I did was against the rules and perhaps illegal. Remember the group of guys who learned to count cards and made a killing at VEGAS? Mix those guys with Hannibal Lecter and you get a bunch of super nerdy evil chess geniuses.

This link details the beginning of the end for our commando chess unit.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/08/sports/othersports/08chess.html

There have been other incidents with other chess commandos, but I MUST limit the amount of info revealed. But now the time has come. Rules will be broken. Tournament chess will be ILLEGITIMATIZED.

chess has outlived greater men then you

Flesh eating patzer nerds.

Sounds like a great B movie!

funny???

 hahaha

FYI. you spelled closing wrong.

cheater_1, you didn't say you were posting about us online! You idiot, they will turn us in! now we are going to have a hard time infiltrating...

good grief

I see you took my advice to get rid of that stupid hat

(no don't thank me)

but what is that on your head now?

and can you tell me what is the point to these insane ramblings

I mean yeah your sort of entertaining (from a carnival freak show point of view)

but what is this all about?

I am donning a MORTARBOARD and holding a DIPLOMA. I take on certain personas from time to time when the situation is right. I am the SCHOLAR for the time being. All my posts are written in a scholarly manner on scholarly topics. Fail to speak to me in a scholarly tone will get you promptly IGNORED from here on out.

In that case, purely in the interests of schooling, allow me to point out that it should be "a team of nerds and I decided," and not "myself and a team of nerds decided."  'Myself' is a reflexive pronoun and it is incorrect to use it in place of 'I' or 'me' just because you can't decide which of those is correct. 

You've now fallen to what some forum searchers call "Hypocracy," or an "Epic fail."  The sentence you wrote [which I quoted in this post] is gramatically wrong.  You should've wrote, "Failing to speak to me in a scholarly tone will get you promptly ignored from here on out."

lol super-mega fail.  He should "have written."

Oh no, the grammar police are out. Attempting to pick apart any seeming error on my part. If thats all you gots, then alls I got to say to that is: bring it.

I Never spell check my posts, never proof read them, never use a dictionary or thesaurus, and only shoot from the hip. I'm a straight talker and shooter. My posts are full of errors (I hate the use of apostrophes and rarely use them).

Challenge my grammar if you like, I wont argue. Challenge the CONTENT of my posts and you will be swiftly put in your place. My ally is the TRUTH and it is UNDEBATABLE.

kinda hard to argue with your 'truth'. all it is your heresy. No way to judge it

Scholar? You're kidding, right?