The Cow Opening Rocks!

I think the cow opening just gives away the advantage from the opening itself. It is good to play from black's side but not from white's side.

i played it and won just now

I hate players who turtle like this.

It's a meme opening where white plays passively and puts the knights on bad squares for meme purposes. The new Bongcloud.

on bullet mostly the fast you move and no imediat blunder..and you win....

but it is chess or playing dices?

they are not players..just cowards who think about wining points instead to play chess... they let the points in the will for grandchildrens

You got the animals mixed up, that's not a cow, it's the hippopotamus

in footbal is expresion to put a buss of player in front of the goal.

they play 1 7 3 0 or 1 8 2 0 or 1 5 5 0

It's a heffalump!