Who's Earnest? Why have I never heard of him?
The Importance of Being Earnest
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EscherehcsE wrote:
Who's Earnest? Why have I never heard of him?
Perhaps there's a hem in your way.
Oct 24, 2017
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EscherehcsE wrote:
Who's Earnest? Why have I never heard of him?
the fastest milkman in the west...
Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
Oct 24, 2017
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DivineFlame777 wrote:
In the interests of being earnest (taking a page from the renowned Oscar Wilde) I must comment on the general character of the people found to loiter in chess.com forums. Very low devious jealous & mean spirited people is what is found here. A general aura of hatred gleams clearly from the personalities here. A closed symposium of mutually low characters who in real life must be misfits of the lowest character. Virgins & video addicts is what we have here. I hasten to escape from the whole subject & leave well enough alone. I go my way in disgust nausea & general existential angst. Ooofaaa!
How low and mean-spirited.
If everybody I've ever had sex with has died, does that make me a virgin again?
Yeah, well alot of people on this site lack common sense, so I feel you. You should read some of my threads and see what I have to deal with lol.
Oct 24, 2017
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oregonpatzer wrote:
If everybody I've ever had sex with has died, does that make me a virgin again?
you can only be a born-again virgin after a d.i.v.o.r.c.e...
Oct 24, 2017
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gambit-man wrote:
EscherehcsE wrote:
Who's Earnest? Why have I never heard of him?
the fastest milkman in the west...
OK, now I can say I've heard of him. Poor Ernie!
(Not available in the States. I had to pull up a VPN.)
Oct 24, 2017
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EscherehcsE wrote:
OK, now I can say I've heard of him. Poor Ernie!
(Not available in the States. I had to pull up a VPN.)
i knew irn bru was banned because of the e-number, and haggis because of the offal, but milk?
Oct 24, 2017
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Op, you need protection.
Spasm is your answer.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/support-spasm
I love it when that cute cat of your's appears in every forum to get his meow in awww
DivineFlame777 wrote:
In the interests of being earnest (taking a page from the renowned Oscar Wilde) I must comment on the general character of the people found to loiter in chess.com forums. Very low devious jealous & mean spirited people is what is found here. A general aura of hatred gleams clearly from the personalities here. A closed symposium of mutually low characters who in real life must be misfits of the lowest character. Virgins & video addicts is what we have here. I hasten to escape from the whole subject & leave well enough alone. I go my way in disgust nausea & general existential angst. Ooofaaa!
Nice passion, but somewhat redundant and superficial. In addition, the overuse of the adjective "low" (and its derivatives) and the use of passive voice gave the response a somewhat stilted feel.
I'd grade it a B-
Oct 25, 2017
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EscherehcsE wrote:
Who's Earnest? Why have I never heard of him?
And obviously never read the play either.
Oct 26, 2017
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Very nice post OP. I'll put it in the drawer where I keep everything I don't care about.
gambit-man, I aspire to be the first person to ever get a divorce without having been previously married.
DivineFlame777 wrote:
In the interests of being earnest (taking a page from the renowned Oscar Wilde) I must comment on the general character of the people found to loiter in chess.com forums. Very low devious jealous & mean spirited people is what is found here. A general aura of hatred gleams clearly from the personalities here. A closed symposium of mutually low characters who in real life must be misfits of the lowest character. Virgins & video addicts is what we have here. I hasten to escape from the whole subject & leave well enough alone. I go my way in disgust nausea & general existential angst. Ooofaaa!
I bet you even made a hat-tipping motion as you clicked "post", didn't you?
In the interests of being earnest (taking a page from the renowned Oscar Wilde) I must comment on the general character of the people found to loiter in chess.com forums. Very low devious jealous & mean spirited people is what is found here. A general aura of hatred gleams clearly from the personalities here. A closed symposium of mutually low characters who in real life must be misfits of the lowest character. Virgins & video addicts is what we have here. I hasten to escape from the whole subject & leave well enough alone. I go my way in disgust nausea & general existential angst. Ooofaaa!