The Nice thing about playing in Chess.Com

A week ago i played in a friends house and logged in a chess site which was introduced to me by my friend. I wanted to share this with you because of the surprise I got and the laughter after.Something that I believe will not happen to me or to anyone(i hope) at chess.com

I found it difficult to log-on at chess.com at my friends house so he introduced me to this chess site and I played a 10min blitz with an opponent under my friends name.

Baltic vs. The Patient

1.b4

I rarely play this move only to avoid well known opening lines.But my choice of using it to my oppponent is the mere fact that before we could ever start the game, he starts typing... "I'm gonna r___e you! A___e!. Then after I played this move he again typed "1.b4 you could finish the game Im gonna s___w your mom!

1...Nf6

I started to look at my friend and ask "is this guy talking to me?" and my friend replied that there are lots of this kind of guy over the said site. So in reply to my opponent i said "Wow! you mother taught you that?" then my opponent starts typing and typing words beyond any reasonable fella would say (and its a 10 min game!).

2.Bb2 g5??

"I'm 1550 and I'll k___l you mo______er! typing again. I swear had this been an OTB ,i would have shoved my two bishops up his nose rather than at b2 lol. I was facing a lunatic online. I should have called the Mental institute, left or resigned but his  2nd move was a blunder that I tought beating him will hurt his radical mind then I could call the mental institute afterwards lol.

3.e3 Bg7 4. h3 00 5. nf3 ne4.

And he goes again with his trash talks.Blatantly throwing every word a mad man wouldn't even utter. But if he was thinking he should have developed his pieces first.

6.Bg7 kg7 7.d3 NF2???

Then my whimsical opponent stated "There's no castling for you i___t! youre done like your b___h girlfriend!"

I ask my friend if the site admin can see the postings of my opponent  and he said "yes, just keep the evidence coming" yeah right...its like letting him slap me all the time lol. I kept my composure.

8.Kf2 f6 9.nd4 kg6 10 h4 h6

Now is my moment...my redemption.Actually i started laughing, he kept trash talking but he kept playing weak moves.I wonder if hes really 1550.

11.hg5 hg5 12.Qh5 Kg7

Before i made a move i said "Its over dude... your doctor needs you now, trash talks belongs to other areas not chess."

13. Nf5 Kg8 14.Qh7 checkmate!.

Then i typed "bye sweetie...lots of kisses and I hope you take you medicines :),. And i just didnt made a good look at the message board again. There was fury in his messages after the game.

I swear i shall never play on that site again ever... I firmly beleive I will not experience this kind of lunatics at chess.com. People here at chess.com may have differences in opinions but all are on level ground.Well the lesson here is to grab every opportunity when an opponent slips. And to all newbees at chess.com, with people here willing to give a helping advice, your chess skills will improve. this experience was something i have not experienced for a long time (although in another area of endeavor) and i hope and believe no one will experience here.

Good story. It's true, what you're talking about.

Believe me bro you would'nt wanna go there. People at chess.com are very much better.

Yeah, I am pretty sure I know the site and had similar experiences there. It's like they let the inmates out of the asylum for "chess day" right after they medicate them with methamphetamines. Yeah, chess.com is your best bet for decent people and real games.

Good for you!  You played it right - both the game and the drama.

Yup! And I happen to play one on that day. Hahahaha. It was just wasn't my day.That one was one for the record.lol