The Power of your Style is Equal to Experience X Speed of your mind.

An avatar is just a pic

a symbol to imbue

but here is the hardest trick

finding one that will do

The more the better, I have found,

Whether truckin' down the road

Or passed out on the ground,

Abide like the Dude in this abode!

Like in the big lobowski

Dude was such a good friend

Stood right there by the sea

and threw those ashes into wind.

Some openings suit you well,

And you wear them like a mitten

Until your plans are blown to Hell

Like a cat who grabs her kitten

my muppet face looks rather like a toque

coral is no more red than my eyes' red

if snow is white, why then my hide is puke

and I've an epaulette atop my head

and yet I think my look a perfect fit

(though some may laugh and call me oven mitt)

I have to go to bed

and dream of squirrels and such

and read tomorrow all that's said

Oh! these forums have become my crutch

Get rid of the crutch I can't.

must cover the truth

that my chess is abhorrent

all the naysayers forsooth

That was such a great scene,

Goodman comforting the Dude,

Not the worst place Donny had been,

Out of his depth he was screwed.

I'm affraid I must retire as well,

After I make a bad move or two,

I need sleep or I'll feel like Hell,

Here's a wish for all of you:

I dreamt my Shakespearean spoof

would be hailed as genius's proof

I woke though to see only dung

from that musical dink, Neil Young

But Neil Young does have a song

To which I will not hurl

I'll play it for you it is not long

My fav of his called "Cinnamon Girl"

is this the cross product or dot product?

"Cinnamon Girl" kinda sucks

I'm afraid that this listener upchucks

at anything warbled by Neil

(he sings like a Chipmunk, I feel)

hey look, I gave Neil the gong!

that doesn't mean "Post one more song"

Sorry your tummies queasy

neil can be a little squeeky

so, opinion stated, now go

buy a bottle of pink pepto

I once observed that spastic hippie play

a solo, while I looked on with chagrin

it appeared that he was trying to work his way

out of some bag he wasn't even in

I know of this bag

it has a few scents

a little like oregano

smoked in tenths

in salad days I oft played "Sea of Madness"

and felt what I believed to be true gladness

now though I drink to those days rather dismal

by reaching once more for the Pepto Bismol