The real purpose of Mittens
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Over all, all the bots elos are way over estimated
Jan 7, 2023
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#23
fortnitepoo69jr wrote:
Over all, all the bots elos are way over estimated
Yep, Mittens' rating shouldn't be more than 1/2...
To be triggerd
CleverComment wrote:
As many of you know, Mittens is the new Chess bot with a seemingly easy-to-beat ELO of 1. However, we know this isn't the case. She's capable of whatever she wants. Why would she do this to us? Some of the things she says are
"For it is foretold by many before, we will grind to an ending, unhalting, forever…and ever…and…ever…hehehe,"
"Meow! I like chess, hehehe."
"I exist at this chess board through all times and realities. Hehehe. Meow."
"*ominously* All chess players eventually crumble under my mighty paws…I mean, meow! Hehehe."
"I am a tiger and you are in the jungle I call eternity. Hehehe."
"*Knocks queen onto the floor* Your queen is gone. Hehehehe."
"Meow. That looks like a check. Hehehehe."
"It looks like I won, hehehe."
What is this bot's habit of continuously saying "Hehehe"? What is its purpose in the Chess world, disguised under the facade of an innocent cat? Will it take over the Chess community slowly, one by one? We are powerless to stop her.
However, there is one thing we can do to stop her. We need to figure out all of the phrases she is capable of saying and compile it together to find her true goals and exploit her weaknesses. We can do it. However, time is running out. We need to stop her - and fast.
I agree
We should share games with each other of Mittens and find a weakness
Everyone should get ready to practice hard to stop her ravaging the whole Chess.com community
Otherwise this whole conversation will go to waste
It's impossible for us to defeat her because I saw this on Reddithttps://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/10538ff/some_information_about_chesscom_bots/
can u great guys and gals find a weakness in this
[Event "?"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "?"]
[Black "?"]
[Result "1-0"]
[TimeControl "1800"]
1. e4 {Meow. I am become Mittens, the destroyer of kings. Hehehe.} 1... e5
{Meow. Fate has brought you here, but I live here through all time and space
forever. Hehehe.} 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Qe2 Bc5 5. c3 d6 6. b4 Bb6 7. a4 a6
8. d3 Be6 9. Bxe6 {*ominously* All chess players eventually crumble under my
mighty paws…I mean, meow $1 Hehehe.} 9... fxe6 10. Nbd2 O-O 11. O-O Re8 12. Nc4 d5
13. Ncxe5 Nxe5 14. Nxe5 dxe4 15. dxe4 Qd6 16. Bf4 Nh5 17. Qxh5 g6 18. Nxg6 Qd3
19. Ne5 Qxe4 20. Qg4+ {Meow. That looks like a check. Hehehehe.} 20... Kf8 21.
Bh6+ Ke7 22. Qg7+ Kd6 23. Rad1+ Bd4 24. Rxd4+ Qxd4 25. Qd7+ {Meow. That looks
like a check. Hehehehe.} 25... Kxe5 26. Qxd4+ {*Knocks queen onto the floor*
Your queen is gone. Hehehehe.} 26... Kf5 27. g4+ Kg6 28. Qg7# {It looks like I
won, hehehe.} 1-0
It’s a bloody liberty that a kitten can beat an adult cat , I still say “ it has something to do with the food she’s been given , I suspect doping ! 🙀
Jan 8, 2023
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#31
Woollensock2 wrote:
It’s a bloody liberty that a kitten can beat an adult cat , I still say “ it has something to do with the food she’s been given , I suspect doping ! 🙀
*gasp* that's an interesting theory for sure..
Kaleb2013 wrote:
I beat mittens using assisted
what did she say
one of its lines if you survive 40 turns it will say "looks like you survived longer then most"
CleverComment wrote:
As many of you know, Mittens is the new Chess bot with a seemingly easy-to-beat ELO of 1. However, we know this isn't the case. She's capable of whatever she wants. Why would she do this to us? Some of the things she says are
"For it is foretold by many before, we will grind to an ending, unhalting, forever…and ever…and…ever…hehehe,"
"Meow! I like chess, hehehe."
"I exist at this chess board through all times and realities. Hehehe. Meow."
"*ominously* All chess players eventually crumble under my mighty paws…I mean, meow! Hehehe."
"I am a tiger and you are in the jungle I call eternity. Hehehe."
"*Knocks queen onto the floor* Your queen is gone. Hehehehe."
"Meow. That looks like a check. Hehehehe."
"It looks like I won, hehehe."
What is this bot's habit of continuously saying "Hehehe"? What is its purpose in the Chess world, disguised under the facade of an innocent cat? Will it take over the Chess community slowly, one by one? We are powerless to stop her.
However, there is one thing we can do to stop her. We need to figure out all of the phrases she is capable of saying and compile it together to find her true goals and exploit her weaknesses. We can do it. However, time is running out. We need to stop her - and fast.
Nah in the end there is gonna be an anime boss fight between m3gan and mittens, we don't need to do anything m3gan will do it for us.
yes unite
Help itss afwter meeee
Heheheh whoops I didn't say that Meow
User1ff wrote:
Guys I have an idea , m3gan is slowly absorbing cats and gaining a higher elo then them right? Maybe mittens is trying to fake and destroy m3gan cuz m3gan will underestimate the 1 elo(so mittens is maybe trying to save other cats by trying to act as our enemy and luring m3gan then faking and destroying it) OR it is trying to get in megan like other cats as we usually hear from her about existing for eternity with us , m3gan thinks she is our friend right? M3gan lore is actually that it is a doll and a doll cant die , so mittens can also be trying to "exist forever" like that(first theory makes more sense to me tbh but still felt like telling both)
That is very overcomplicated and you're basically pulling ideas out of thin air. From the dialogue we have seen, Mittens is a very powerful being, M3gan is our friend and has "taken care of" cats that have been in our way, in the order of their true elo. They will "take care of" Mr. Grumpes, then Catspurrov, then when our final enemy that is left is Mittens, she will attempt to do the same. I don't see any evidence Mittens is trying to trick M3gan or "live forever" as Mittens' elo was shown as 1 before M3gan came along.
User1ff wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:
User1ff wrote:
Guys I have an idea , m3gan is slowly absorbing cats and gaining a higher elo then them right? Maybe mittens is trying to fake and destroy m3gan cuz m3gan will underestimate the 1 elo(so mittens is maybe trying to save other cats by trying to act as our enemy and luring m3gan then faking and destroying it) OR it is trying to get in megan like other cats as we usually hear from her about existing for eternity with us , m3gan thinks she is our friend right? M3gan lore is actually that it is a doll and a doll cant die , so mittens can also be trying to "exist forever" like that(first theory makes more sense to me tbh but still felt like telling both)
That is very overcomplicated and you're basically pulling ideas out of thin air. From the dialogue we have seen, Mittens is a very powerful being, M3gan is our friend and has "taken care of" cats that have been in our way, in the order of their true elo. They will "take care of" Mr. Grumpes, then Catspurrov, then when our final enemy that is left is Mittens, she will attempt to do the same. I don't see any evidence Mittens is trying to trick M3gan or "live forever" as Mittens' elo was shown as 1 before M3gan came along.
Well i said i dont like the second one , read the first one, maybe mittens is trying to trick megan to fighting him by acting like our enemy and megan attacked the last 2 cats while it had slightly better elo , so mittens will lure it by acting as our openent then trick it into attacking unprepared , so it will destroy megan to save other cats ,as if you didnt notice mittens sometimes pops out some lines that look threatening , for example "all chess players shouod crumble under my mighty paws" these lines could be to attract megan , if you dont know megan is actually from a horror film and is trying to kill everyone that is our openent/tries to hurt us , did scaredy cat or the other cat do anything to you? No they didnt they were just playing a chess game wirh you and megan decided to kill these innocent cats so mittens is maybe trying to save the cats which have no fault, and remember first cat to be gone was "scaredy cat" it maybe knew something was coming , or else why would it be scared(not sure of the last part) edit: everyone hates mittens rn, when its true purpose is revealed everyone will like it!
If mittens was trying to save the other cats, they would just outright destroy m3gan right now before she gets more powerful. M3gan is growing in elo and currently murdering the cat bots. If that was Mittens' true intentions, they would destroy m3gan right now, but they don't.
The real purpose of Mittens is to make you forget that you miss the Beth Harmon bot...