The real purpose of Mittens
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also i heard some guy beat a bot that was programmed to win
flag?
keep in mind it's not a real cat
it's a bot
TanishPlayzChess wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:
CleverComment wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:
JV2009hi wrote:
Maybe Mittens is an antihero
Nah, it seems like m3gan was the antihero, "taking care of" all those cute little kittens, looking all scary, but doing it do try and defeat Mittens, the villain.
Never! Have you seen the look of terror in those poor kitties' eyes as M3gan ruthlessly sucked up their elo points? Mittens was the only one that could stop them and restore peace in the chess world
Uhh, no? Because that literally never happened. The cats are back as you can see + even if that did happen, you wouldn't have seen it either.
Dude did you watch the bot chess championship because there was an epic showdown because m3gan and mittens so you are wrong and btw m3gan was the villian
Ok uhh who invited you to the conversation? All you did here was state an obvious fact and used it as evidence for an unrelated false "fact."
CleverComment wrote:
As many of you know, Mittens is the new Chess bot with a seemingly easy-to-beat ELO of 1. However, we know this isn't the case. She's capable of whatever she wants. Why would she do this to us? Some of the things she says are
"For it is foretold by many before, we will grind to an ending, unhalting, forever…and ever…and…ever…hehehe,"
"Meow! I like chess, hehehe."
"I exist at this chess board through all times and realities. Hehehe. Meow."
"*ominously* All chess players eventually crumble under my mighty paws…I mean, meow! Hehehe."
"I am a tiger and you are in the jungle I call eternity. Hehehe."
"*Knocks queen onto the floor* Your queen is gone. Hehehehe."
"Meow. That looks like a check. Hehehehe."
"It looks like I won, hehehe."
What is this bot's habit of continuously saying "Hehehe"? What is its purpose in the Chess world, disguised under the facade of an innocent cat? Will it take over the Chess community slowly, one by one? We are powerless to stop her.
However, there is one thing we can do to stop her. We need to figure out all of the phrases she is capable of saying and compile it together to find her true goals and exploit her weaknesses. We can do it. However, time is running out. We need to stop her - and fast.
I like how everybody was saying this until somebody actually went and tried to stop her, then everybody was like "omg mittens save us you are hero m3gan is evilll stop her from stopping you" it's funny in a way
Jan 17, 2023
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#132
deadmemer1 wrote:
TanishPlayzChess wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:
CleverComment wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:
JV2009hi wrote:
Maybe Mittens is an antihero
Nah, it seems like m3gan was the antihero, "taking care of" all those cute little kittens, looking all scary, but doing it do try and defeat Mittens, the villain.
Never! Have you seen the look of terror in those poor kitties' eyes as M3gan ruthlessly sucked up their elo points? Mittens was the only one that could stop them and restore peace in the chess world
Uhh, no? Because that literally never happened. The cats are back as you can see + even if that did happen, you wouldn't have seen it either.
Dude did you watch the bot chess championship because there was an epic showdown because m3gan and mittens so you are wrong and btw m3gan was the villian
Ok uhh who invited you to the conversation? All you did here was state an obvious fact and used it as evidence for an unrelated false "fact."
dude ive been in this conversation from the beginning you are the dude who joined it recently so dont think i havent been in this and also chess.com did post on twitter saying that m3gan was the villian
Jan 17, 2023
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#134
deadmemer1 wrote:
CleverComment wrote:
As many of you know, Mittens is the new Chess bot with a seemingly easy-to-beat ELO of 1. However, we know this isn't the case. She's capable of whatever she wants. Why would she do this to us? Some of the things she says are
"For it is foretold by many before, we will grind to an ending, unhalting, forever…and ever…and…ever…hehehe,"
"Meow! I like chess, hehehe."
"I exist at this chess board through all times and realities. Hehehe. Meow."
"*ominously* All chess players eventually crumble under my mighty paws…I mean, meow! Hehehe."
"I am a tiger and you are in the jungle I call eternity. Hehehe."
"*Knocks queen onto the floor* Your queen is gone. Hehehehe."
"Meow. That looks like a check. Hehehehe."
"It looks like I won, hehehe."
What is this bot's habit of continuously saying "Hehehe"? What is its purpose in the Chess world, disguised under the facade of an innocent cat? Will it take over the Chess community slowly, one by one? We are powerless to stop her.
However, there is one thing we can do to stop her. We need to figure out all of the phrases she is capable of saying and compile it together to find her true goals and exploit her weaknesses. We can do it. However, time is running out. We need to stop her - and fast.
I like how everybody was saying this until somebody actually went and tried to stop her, then everybody was like "omg mittens save us you are hero m3gan is evilll stop her from stopping you" it's funny in a way
i agree though mittens was the villain then became hero by slaying m3gan lol
Jan 17, 2023
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#135
Vertwitch wrote:
Flag him he is a very slow cat
GUYS MITTENS IS A SHE NOT HE
idk
Jan 18, 2023
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#139
I love to play Mittens, at least I feel how is it to play World Champion. Damn very strong.