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goldendog wrote:
tones wrote:

People in general, although those who believe themselves to be more intelligent than others and turn out to be even more ignorant, why those people really annoy me. Coming on here and saying youngsters are offended by the F-word! I did wee on myself! Just a little, don't judge me


 Try reading the rules for the site, genius.


 Have you never broken a rule my perfect friend? I think it is a minor infraction in this case, nobody ever died upon hearing a word. Jesus it is true, chess players really are dull, humourless and incredibly boring.

tryst

I'm a chessplayer, tones, and unless you add "intoxicated" to your description, I would say you are being unfair.

goldendog

It's ironic that someone who decries the ignorance of others in one post so easily excuses his own just a few minutes later.

tones
Loomis wrote:
tones wrote:

Because there is more to life than a friggin game of chess friend.


Duh, that's why the Off Topic forum exists. But the Chess Forum exists for chess. Why even have the different forum sections if people just post in them willy nilly?

tones wrote:

I stuck it in there for the laugh.


Getting any?


 Not yet, im waiting for the intelligent people to come online

tones
tryst wrote:

I'm a chessplayer, tones, and unless you add "intoxicated" to your description, I would say you are being unfair.


 Apologies

tones
goldendog wrote:

It's ironic that someone who decries the ignorance of others in one post so easily excuses his own just a few minutes later.


 Irony in the alanis morissette kinda way? A black fly in your Chardonnay?

tones

Humourless fools

Tyzer

Irony in the "sort of like iron" way, obviously.

tones

underpants

Kernicterus

another one for the "stop tracking" list...

Loomis

Too bad there's not an "unread" button. Chess.com should look into developing that. I'd like to unread this thread.

tones

Did anyone ask you to read it? Did anyone ask you to track it? I certainly didn't but I am glad it annoys ye. Why do ye keep coming back? What is ye're problem? That is the question

Loomis

It shows up under "topics I have posted in". And give me a break, your post #30 is like a cry for attention.

tones

It's actually a cry for underpants, read it again please. I glad you have come back though, please don't ever leave me again, it's terribly lonely here and you are great fun and very interesting

tones

The circus still rule and ye are still idiots. Im beginning to see the light, some breakfast at night, here we go again playing the fool again, acting hard again. Who be the author of said lyrics?

Timotheous

Ok so it's a bit past Christmas now... but this thread made me laugh out loud!. Thanks for helping to keep this site a little more tied to reality. 

Timotheous

And to think you were evil enough to post this in the incorrect forum section... Too bad too, you'll be spending eternity next to those people who have succombed to eating their steak with their salad fork.

tones

Hey man, at last intelligent life form, good on you!!

ilikeflags

some of the most charming and interesting writers in the western world have been irish.  i dare say i love the irish for their pens more than anything else.  tones has made a fair attempt to captre that wit and charm--however i'm not terribly convinced he's succeeded.  sorry man.  fun idea though.