These forums are full of a ton of trolls

Cause the bridge got blown up so we all latched on to chess.coms to keep the cockles warm. Had to be done.

Should we be talking about cockles in public?
We need to be, if we're to warm the cockles of our hearts...

Should we be talking about cockles in public?
Do you know what cockles are? Stop being backwards

We need to be accurate. How many trolls are here, and how much does each weigh?
I agree we need to be accurate. The average weight of a troll is 13.16 stones. There are probably like a million of them on here. So that's 13,160,000 stones weight in trolls.

Go get yourself a rating of at least a 1000 in rapid, maybe after that we will consider talking with you.
Says someone with 800 blitz rating lol.
In our defense, we went and got ourselves 1000 in Blitz. Time to beg for mercy where none will be given.
Once again, for someone with an alleged recognition in English, you make no sense.🤣
I haven't found anything wrong with his syntax or his use of prepositions or idioms. He's like a college professor. It's really frustrating me because I want so badly to find something wrong.