Things some chess players say when they blunder

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Argonaut13

" my dog bumped my elbow when I was about to move"

ChessSmart_82

"I declare no touch-move"

winerkleiner

Someone watered down my wine.

Argonaut13

winerkleiner wrote:

Someone watered down my wine.

Lol good one. Didn't think of that

winerkleiner

Lol I can't move without good wine!

ChessSmart_82

I need to go to the bathroom

Argonaut13

I guess you love wine? Am I right?

Argonaut13

chesssmart82 wrote:

I need to go to the bathroom

Thats one of the oldest ones in the book lol

ChessSmart_82

Can I knock down your king?

winerkleiner
Argonaut13 wrote:

I guess you love wine? Am I right?

It's in my blood!

Argonaut13

winerkleiner wrote:

Argonaut13 wrote:

I guess you love wine? Am I right?

It's in my blood!

Lol ok then

RSzgvYzxpizmp

One I have used even though it was honest was: "I need food."

Honestly, I play really sloppily when I don't have energy.

repossession

"I forgot to pay for my internet so the ISP spat out a random move and disconnected me".

Argonaut13

Lol that one even seems a little far fetched

Annabella1

just a plain "ooopppsss?"   lol

ClavierCavalier

"I thought I was playing white."

"You were white!"

"That explains it."

varelse1

The king can jump one checker in any direction, I thought!

creepingdeath1974
Argonaut13 wrote:

erikzambrano wrote:

I just do my best to keep a poker face look and hope that my opponent doesn't see it. Hahahaha.

 

Exactly lol

You know what I'm talking about then. Hahahahahaha.

creepingdeath1974
varelse1 wrote:

The king can jump one checker in any direction, I thought!

I thought this was Chutes and Pass Go... Collect $200. HA!!!!

TetsuoShima

im saying im just playing for fun