"I declare no touch-move"
Things some chess players say when they blunder

winerkleiner wrote:
Argonaut13 wrote:
I guess you love wine? Am I right?
It's in my blood!
Lol ok then

One I have used even though it was honest was: "I need food."
Honestly, I play really sloppily when I don't have energy.

erikzambrano wrote:
I just do my best to keep a poker face look and hope that my opponent doesn't see it. Hahahaha.
Exactly lol
You know what I'm talking about then. Hahahahahaha.
" my dog bumped my elbow when I was about to move"