This is how different drugs affect my play

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nimzomalaysian

I'm an avid chess player when sober, but playing on different substances is one of my favorite things to do. I don't know if anyone on chess.com plays chess on drugs or even cares about this, but here I'm posting my experience playing while drunk, tripping, tweaking, or high. Here it goes.

  1. Sober: 
    I play 1|0 mostly. Normal stuff. I usually try to close the position and break the opponent through positional play. 
  2. Alchohol (tipsy): 
    Moves feel more natural, I can move without thinking too much but I still play accurately. I blast trance on the headphones and play 1|0 bullet, winning most games! In some respects, I feel that I play better when buzzed.
  3. Alchohol (smashed): 
    I do not give a single crap when I move. I am wayyy too aggressive. I just do a tidal wave of pawns and exchange material whenever there's a chance. I pretty much lose 90% of my games when I'm super drunk.
  4. Adderall: 
    Hole. Eee. Crap. I turn in to a chess computer on adderall. I can deeply analyze positions without sacrificing too much time. 1|0 on adderall and I win almost every game, playing at a 2100 level. This is seriously a performance enhancing drug for chess.
  5. LSD (150 micrograms): 
    "Did I change my board theme to rainbow hexagons? Why does my music sound like its coming out of my head, not my headphones? Oh, I'm playing chess! Yes, what a lovely game. A battle between two minds, there's truly nothing like it..."

    I notice that I am very good at spotting tactics playing on LSD. This is when you temporarily sacrifice material for a lethal attack, or a long term advantage in the game. Looking back on my games from LSD trips, I'm amazed at how innovatively I play. I make moves that sober me wouldn't never even consider... Overall, acid makes me a much more creative player. I play with aggression and vigor, creating threats with every move. LSD + Chess = amazing!

  6. Shrooms (3g): 

    "A human. There is a human I am playing against across the internet. It feels that our minds are linked over such a vast expanse of space and time. Oh, right, I need to move."

    I'm sorry, but I play like a retard on shrooms. Maybe it's the way psylocibin affects the brain, but I blunder every 5 moves. An interesting thing I noticed, however, is that I'm much more compassionate when playing on mushrooms. I congratulate my opponent on their win, and am impressed by their cleverness. But overall, LSD is the superior psychedelic for chess.

  7. Marijuana:

    On weed, I play as I do when I'm sober, but I calculate positions much more slowly. I notice that I play a lot more conservatively, making sure that my defense is solid before making any attacking maneuvers. Overall, I play quite well when high.

I am on drug right now, I am on DXM. My legs feel switched and I can't walk and everything SCREWED. But holy crap can I play chess, I think this game is buried inside my bones. I can play because I am chess.

IMKeto

Thats some serious addiction...

Shock_Me

Being an older guy, my experience is a bit different:

Hydrochlorthiazide- as a diuretic, it makes me urinate often. I lose a lot of clock time getting up to pee

Flomax- great for shrinking the prostate. I can urinate much more quickly, so I make up some of that lost time

Motrin- good for my arthritic hip- I can get to the bathroom and back more quickly. More time saved!

Aricept- supposably good for Azheimers. I can't say I play any better, but at least I remember where I left my car keys afterwards

Viagra- bah! I got better things to do than play chess...

 

 

daxypoo
rofl
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The OP may have just created the greatest post on these forums of all time
EscherehcsE

Well, I can't top posts #1 and #3...

AlexDeLarg655321
1/0 Alcohol: Play rather well, but usually blunder bad somewhere.
1/0 Weed. Oh shit! U moved???
TENNIS-920

@Shock_Me just won the chess.com forums for life 😂😅🎖🏅🏆

kramopolis
Gold
davekasz

number 3 thanks for the laugh.

nimzomalaysian

Thanks for all the support guys. In addition to these drugs, I have been meaning to try cocaine for a while. It'd be very interesting to see how it effects my play. But it does seem like one of the "scary" drugs to be honest, especially since addiction runs in my family. 

joybocas

as a chess player me gonna tell u, its really important read about drugs to try them or know what to expect just like chess u read , study or try new openings or strategies but if u don't know about u could do actions with no plans and deterring improvement of good chess and suddenly get in a hole. watch out!

MasterMindTacoYaki

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MasterMindTacoYaki

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CrystalMoon

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