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kco
bearsden2010 wrote:

Good idea, playing three games a night sounds great fun.  In fact why bother with the internet at all, maybe I should just go back to writing down my moves and sending them by royal mail to people!!


 that's a good idea !

bearsden2010
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AndyClifton

Some other primitive communications systems you might employ (if not necessarily enjoy):

bearsden2010
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kco

or....

 

PrawnEatsPrawn
bearsden2010 wrote:

Nice to see everyone full of the Christmas cheer.  Thanks all, you seem like a really helpful bunch...


Your connection is not good enough to play Live Chess here. That conclusion is inescapable, so we work with what we have.

 

You cannot fashion a silk purse from a sow's ear.

 

Merry Christmas!

bearsden2010
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AndyClifton
streetfighter wrote:

 If no-one from chess.com is replying to your queries...


Hey, I say that we are! (we after all have a responsibility to live up to the thread's title). Smile

Ubik42
streetfighter wrote:
InvisibleDuck wrote:

Offshore? What you live on a tiny island or something? Even if you live on a deserted island its no excuse.

Oh! I see! You live in England! Ok, you are excused.


 Scotland actually...jeez, you Canadians and your geography


 Canada? But I've never even BEEN to South America.

kco

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AndyClifton

Oh crap kco, is that actually in Morse Code?!

kco

couldn 't you figure that one out yet Andy ? 

kco

surely someone from the offshore rig could work it out Wink

Conquistador

PrawnEatsPrawn
kco wrote:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

AndyClifton

Well, we definitely know the guy's got some time to kill (with all those disconnects). Smile

antioxidant

z z o i  a bu m mmmm mmmmm

kco
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AndyClifton
PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
kco wrote:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS


A lovely sentiment, Prawn, but I'm still wondering what that string of punctuation marks means (looks like a rudimentary form of cartoon cussing).