Those who play unorthodox openings, why do you play them?

can you use one post

and he showed me the game it was hilarious xD

no

dramatic effect

im pretty sure that wouldnt be how anyone described it in their right minds

what does that mean

jsyk the spike is 1.g4

Whenever I play a normal opening, I get a crushing advantage in the opening and early middlegame. Because the positions are critical and I'm terrible at calculation I end up giving up my advantage and getting into a losing or drawn endgame.
It's much easier to play f6 kf7 and grind my way up, since I will only gain the slight advantage in the late middlegame or endgame. I do not have enough time to blunder that way and my winrate therefore gets higher.

f6 Kf7 practicing defense 

 3rd one ( my sweet dutch )

xD my bad. Meant g4

As orthodox christians... we play only orthodox openings.

Tradition rules.

I'd like to imagine that about one hundred and fifty years ago, Fyodor Dostoyevsky had the same thought

hitler played chess, and he always played sound openings like the english or d4, or the indian game as black

hmmmm

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/33518460061

I like throwing out the wayward queen against titled players, i think most people try every opening under the sun against them, I try to throw them a curve ;-) I also have no problem taking their kings bishop pawn forcing their king to take at the start of the game, go down fighting or farting, I know which I prefer.

hitler played chess?!

bro chess practically became a religion in Europe

im obviously joking, but in order to get a good job in Europe during the Medieval ages and the Rennaissance, (actually spelled it right lets gooo), you needed to know how to play a good game of chess

and it leaked into the 20th century as well