TIPS TO BECOME A GM:
What's the best way to become a GM? Clearly its work is hard, while practice is pointless, and taking lessons is just wasting time. Chess coaches often make these misconceptions. From me, Jx C. The best way to improve is...
CHEAT.
Here are 5 important things about cheating:
1. Cheating give you a 99% chance to win money. To become a pro at chess you need to have money, and cheating does allow you to win money easily.
2. Your rating can be easily improved. Changing and copying a false tournament report can turn a very bad tournament (Like if you scored 1/11 in a event) in to a very good one (such as if the latter event you gained a GM norm and $10000 by changing the score to 11/11)
3. Your friends can give you free points. If you play around 30 games per day you can get to 2200 in a flash.
4. Trash Cans are much more important as chess. Just a joke but you can hide you iPhone in Trash Cans to avoid getting detected
5. You can do all 4 of the above all at once. You will beat Carlsen by following my tips.
Hope anyone finds this helpful...
Thanks,
Jx C.
Aha, tell me more about that insane amount of money you won with cheating.
And tell me more about how everybody is so dumb that no one would discover you.
Dammed, this guy with bullet and tactic rating around 500 and he is teaching people how to be a GM. Rather than suggesting people how to improve, you better ask others how to improve yourself.