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macer75

Easy. Drop a queen on b7. Mate.

pjr2468

spawkle529 I am claiming a copyright infringement regarding kings jumping off boards. I was first to mention it and I will now state to strengthen my claim over this method, that a king can only jump off a board if it immediately has a sex change and transforms into a queen. Check please!

Bharadwaj-S

pjreed86, did you just assume the gender of the king? How do you that the king needs a sex change to become a queen? What if the king has grown up genderfluid and now identifies as dragon-kin? How do you propose that a sex change is necessary? This is why we need #Feminism. #sexisminchess #kingisqueen #genderfluid #thesehastagsdontmakesense #doesntmattercuzfeminism

TheEinari
Badeebadabba wrote:

Ha, Chess... best player in the world is a computer for chess, but for Go and amature can beat the best computures. Pro-Go players could give 25 stones to a computure and kick its *bleep*. Also, handicap works in Go, something you can't do in chess. Go is the most fascinating, challenging, profound, ultra simple and ultra complex both at the same time, ultra balanced and detailed, flexible, versatile and most ancient of games. Nothing else in the history of existenece is even remotely as good as the ancient game of Go. Choosing between Go and Chess is like choosing between living on Earth or on the Moon. 

um... yea, except in january European go master lost to computer and in march Lee Sedol (worlds top 2nd or 3rd go player) also lost to A.I... So much for amateur beating computer in go anymore

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jan/27/google-hits-ai-milestone-as-computer-beats-go-grandmaster

http://phys.org/news/2016-03-google-game-korean-master.html

RealCurrent
akafett wrote:

You didn't say who's move it is; green or orange.

It's blue's turn. Duh!?

PurpleButterfly726

I'm in as well. literally just started to play yesterday. lol

McUmber

uuum how about finding a Go site and brag about the AI vs amateur thing,, and by the way,, why post it in the most ridiculous (no offense) forum on the site Badeebadabba??

incorrectname

SxL-5#

premio53

While the thread may be a parody;  several years ago I thought what would happen if a true chess idiot rated about 900 or so actually wrote a book on "How to Become a Class E Player."  It would be filled with the most halarious mistakes such as how to hang your Queen or show how giving up a rook for a pawn may not be that bad for psychological reasons to show how fearless you are to your opponent so he would play more caustiously etc.  

Even though it will probably never happen I'd bet the "idiot" would have a pretty good seller.  Without disparaging the "Backyard Professor" he had a fairly large following by simply reading out of a Silman book and many times coming to a completely erroneous conclusion of the position being analyzed.