i lost my internet when i was 16
US Secret Seervice to be Subpoenaed Monday
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ilikeflags wrote:
i lost my internet when i was 16
Don't worry, it grows back.
my Internet ran away then was hit by a car. a car driven by Alaxandar...HE TOOK INTERNET AWAY FROM ME! that capitalist running-dog i hope he fries...
If you can hum a few bars, maybe someone can play it.
Place a bet on whether I can find the subject on USCF web site.
2000 Quatloos on the insolent barbarian from Vermont!
erik wrote:
don't worry - i have this all under control
erik has told alexander!
ps does anybody know what this means?
The situation began with a lawsuit claiming defamatory statements were made by someone impersonating someone else. "Someone else" sues people on executive board ,the situation is leading to a purge of the USCF executive board the situation is growing like a mushroom or rather a mushroom crowd. I suppose certain types of internet violation come under jurisdiction of the Secret Service.
Remind me never to pay dues to those folks.
"mushroom crowd"... a group of people kept in the dark and fed on BS. 
mprhchess wrote:
erik wrote:
don't worry - i have this all under control
erik has told alexander!
ps does anybody know what this means?
Who is Erik, who is Alexander, and what in the world is Compact Disk?
I invented the internet (don't believe Al Gore) in 1974.
Erik is a Viking, Alexander was a Greek and Compact Discs are just a figment of some deranged imagination.
PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
Erik is a Viking, Alexander was a Greek and Compact Discs are just a figment of some deranged imagination.
Ok. Now things are beginning to make a bit more sense.
How do you answer when someone asks you if you have the internet on your computer?
I usually respond, "No, but I've got it on CD."
What is CD?
COMPACT DISK