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Virgin King vs The Chad Queen

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AnuJoesph
Jan 15, 2018
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#1

Virgin King:

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  • Literally useless
  • He hides like a cat for half of the game
  • Horribly emasculated
  • Can barely move due to low testosterone
  • Responsible for 100% of defeats
  • Is a liability
  • Only goes as far as the chad queen will tell him
  • Let's his wife make all the decisions
  • Doesn't understand that a woman can run a society
  • Can't go to a space without getting sniped by a bishop or a rook

Chad Queen:

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  • Literally overpowered
  • Goes wherever she pleases
  • Paws too intimidated to tell the king that she's had multiple affairs
  • Blames her husband for all their failures (rightly so)
  • Doesn't care who you are or where you're from, she will find you
  • Has the king stuffed away in a drawer
  • Progressive feminist
  • Does all her fighting in the front lines
  • Responsible for 90% of checkmates
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AnuJoesph
Jan 15, 2018
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#2
Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
Reported. Enjoy your mute or ban.

Reported.

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AnuJoesph
Jan 15, 2018
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#3
Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
You’re going to report me for reporting you? Hilarious. Immature child.

Reported. Now off you go. Shoo.

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SillyChessMoves
Jan 16, 2018
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#4

Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:

You’re going to report me for reporting you? Hilarious. Immature child.

Report inception!!!! I report both of you to ban the one who started the ban in hopes of some more entertainment

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UnknownDarkDragon
Aug 2, 2019
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#5

sex is healthy for u

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user78003413
Aug 2, 2019
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#6

I ban you for bumping a 1.5 year old thread and making inappropriate comments

"this is a joke refer to the ban game"

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dawson_632
Aug 3, 2019
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#7

lol

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UnknownDarkDragon
Aug 3, 2019
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#8
GM_Kenny_Ji wrote:

I ban you for bumping a 1.5 year old thread and making inappropriate comments

"this is a joke refer to the ban game"

lol and yet you cant take it. gtfo here kid.

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UnknownDarkDragon
Aug 3, 2019
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#9
dawson_632 wrote:

lol

lol ikr

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LorenzoBarraclough
Nov 29, 2021
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#10
Yeah what’s funny is that when you think to yourself “I don’t want to be checkmated” and that you move the pieces, hypothetically you are the king because you don’t want to be checkmated, the king commands his army, and because you are king of white or black you command the queen to move and attack the enemy king, or you command her to sacrifice herself for a victory, because without the king there’s no liable command.
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Kara12Chess
Nov 29, 2021
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#11

Welp. I feel that this has gotten out of hand.