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batgirl
also in today's news..... famous community watch vendor, huangxuan, has been listed as missing. There is no evidence of foul play.
pawnshover

No, not the spam lady . I liked her endgame advice ^_^

 


Etienne
Damn, just when I needed to buy a watch!
StacyBearden
King me!
pawnshover

That's what I said , you just aren't a careful reader. ^_^

(Bless you, Editman!)


Etienne

Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure, you're totally being like a valley girl in a clothing store. It's like... totally... It's like so bitchen... I'm like freaking out totally.


pawnshover

Now there's something I haven't heard since Darryl did his famous "Valley Girl reads the Old Testament"

"So like , in the beginning it was all dark and stuff..."


TonyGas
ZZBrandon, as much as it grieves me to say it, I have to agree with you. Ok, so you dont understand the phrase 'tongue-in-cheek' and your maybe not the most fun person at partys, but hey, someone has to stick up for all the beginners and crap chess players out there... and you are fully equipped to do so!
A-Jenery

Quote: 'People who play 1. g4 ... What's wrong with you people?!?' - unquote.

I laugh my ass off when I see this as well...


pawnshover
You laugh it off , you'll look funny in shorts.
pawnshover
BAH! People (and I use the term loosely) who take me seriously get all the high blood pressure they deserve. Bah and double BAH   that makes baa baa!
TonyGas

How about people that try that mate in four thing! How patronising! Ooo..didnt see that one coming! Its not weird, but certainly BLOODY ANNOYING! (especially whn they get away with it)


pawnshover

HA! At least I only fall for it once every five years... about 50,000-100,000 games I guess.

 


JollyBishop
You know when you take a Knight with a Queen. Are you then supposed move your King to the left or right? Or leave it where it is? I heard it was called the Pantsovski.
zorro4
    weired is as weired does
TonyGas
AlecKeen, I read your post and thought I'd challenge you to a game on the premice you would make 1.g4. Anyway, I read your profile, saw your rating, and... I think I'l open with 1.g4 on my next game. Against someone with a 1000- rating lol
pawnshover

Holy cow! He IS awsome but not unbeatable. He lost once, probably when he played g4. I wonder who The Grob is named after? Probably Alekhine, he'd play anything.

 


georgewashington

i prefer the Blob (1.h3)

as well as trying to make pictures with the formation of my pieces. 


ivandh

I thought the Grob was a glider... maybe that is where it came from. 1 g4 is like flying a plane without an engine...

 Personally I like to play a solid middle game, win a decisive advantage in material and then blow it all in the endgame


batgirl

"when played it wins 60% of the time"

 

60% of the time, perhaps, of the games included in the database that generated the statistic....