What bread to eat while playing chess?

Here's an easy-peasy recipe for French bread for your chess games, taught by Master Vincent. I've listed all the important steps in the text below the YouTube video! Bon Appétit! 

 Master Vincent teach easy-peasy way to make bread: "I teach you. Make pounder out of the wheat. I know

it's crazy. She don't make mashed potatoes. She don't cook T-Bone steaks. Easy peasy. This is valuable

ingredients. Flour, it doesn't grow on trees, does it? Easy peasy. That's not smot. The dough is happy now.

The dough is getting happy now. Easy-peasy. You need to respect the dough. She's looking nice and sexy.

Chuck! Knife! You do random cut, it doesn't really mattah. Zee leed is very properly put. Eats hot! Eats

almost burnt enough for my taste. Nice sexy loaf, purrrrrrrr! You must get propah knife, this one is nice.

Ziss is like orange crumb. Easy-peasy. Thank you, Master Vincent, for teach me how to make bread! No

more bread and butter, no more toast and jam, I found my baby eating with some other man."

Mushrooms ,onions and grilled cheese, butter, simple but delicious...glass of beer is recommended ..try to stay focused..

Hey, shadowcat, I found something nice to put inside your grilled cheese sandwich!

See pic below:

Me show best pizza to have during you chess games:

  Me just love banana pizza - best bread, superb use of banana!

  "Some fries with that, my good sir?

Stay serious for Pete's sake..bread     ..B  R  E  A D.. ..    .the substance of human civilization.. 

Stay seriouser for Pete's sake... B   R   E   A   D    A   N   D   W   O   R   C   E   S   T   E   R- S   H   I   R   E       S   A   U   C   E   !!!!! the substances of substantial human civilization.

And now for this important message from Gillette!!

https://www.chess.com/groups/home/the-worcestershire-sauce-chess-playerss-club-wscpc

Something a little more pleasant....

Oh so youuns gonna birdhave in my birdhive? I said oh so youuns gonna birdhave in my birdhive, I said OH, SO, youuns gonna birdhave in my breadhive if you wanna be one of the birdhive breadhive boys and have ya some bread - B - R - E - A - D - bread? You see, I can spell bread and I can make bread. It gonna cost you some bread. B - R - E - A - D. You dig, boss? And that's read with a "B" in front of it. B'ce out, dudes.

  Does that include the Vladimir Poutine?  

 Har-har-har...

http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/funnystuff/breaking-trump-has-been-confusing-putin-and-poutine-this-whole-time-1.3780957

Cinnamon and Cocoa pull apart...

Potato bread...yum!{•

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  Oh good! I see salami bread and tea bread are on the menu for dinner, cause I love salami tea bread.

Bread Bread Bread...eat your bread or your dead ..la la la la 

the bread if humility.

If humil-pity.