What do you say one move from mating your opponent!

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egoole

And now for my GRAND F-I-N-A-L-E

Muhahahahahaha-.-.-.-.-.-

MindControl116
WhackyWeirdo escribió:
amilton542 wrote:

You're an immature punk who probably hangs more pieces than clothes on a washing line.

lol nice one bro

Dude, stop.

Eseles

"There can be only one!"

xD

MuhammadAreez10

I always say this OTB:

"And here's checkmate!"

MindControl116

On the board, I think you're required to say checkmate when it is.

MuhammadAreez10

No, I don't think so.

egoole

MindControl116

Yes, you are. Unless you do not call checkmate, the referee does not stop the match and register the victory. It is not a requirement, but rather a convention.

egoole

HAKUNA MATATA !!

PortugueseGuy

‘OK... It seems I'm pretty much doomed now... Oh no, wait! Look! A way I can win!’ :)

MindControl116

Hakuna Matata! 

mcmodern

talking trash is stupid in any game, especially in chess.

egoole
mcmodern wrote:

talking trash is stupid in any game, especially in chess.

What about in a game of trash talking. ... :-) 

Sub1000

EXPELIARMUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~

egoole
Sub1000 wrote:

EXPELIARMUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~

Nice one James ......

AussieMatey
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AussieMatey

Me: Hey bud, I've got mate in 1, but I'm gonna continue the game and make you suffer for a while, cos I can't play it.

Opponent: Why not?

Me: Because I can't fit   '... Ned5 Discovered check, Double check, Checkmate' on my scoresheet.

Joker-Jamal
egoole написал:

What do you normally say (good or bad) when you are one move away from inevitably mating your opponent .?

I dont say anything when I mate somebody I just do MMuHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Joker-Jamal

Or sometimes when I am superangry I just take time and pretend thinking for a long time before I mate somebody.And the nerves of my opponent are burst! 

LudRa95

There should be a sex joke somewhere in here, but I can't find one that doesn't sound forced.