What do you say one move from mating your opponent!

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egoole

LONG LIVE THE KING !

MindControl116

Chess is a mental game. I guess bluffing can be considered a skill. If you're playing with a friend, or someone you've played against before, you could engage in a conversation purposedly in the middle of the game and then talk to him as though you were threatening to do mate in 1 or mate in 2 or in 3 or something like that, and make him resign of that, even though you didn't really create those threats.

AdmiralPicard
LudRa95 wrote:

There should be a sex joke somewhere in here, but I can't find one that doesn't sound forced.

hmmm.... : "Do you want me to mate?" xD

egoole

Thanks for letting me win.

MuhammadAreez10

That's ambiguous.

MuhammadAreez10

The title says:- What do you say one move from mating your opponent? Answer:- OMG! I'm too young to mate anyone.

egoole

Say in a robotic voice: 

My logic is undeniable

PortugueseGuy
Madness20 wrote:
LudRa95 wrote:

There should be a sex joke somewhere in here, but I can't find one that doesn't sound forced.

hmmm.... : "Do you want me to mate?" xD

Look earlier, and you shall find: ‘Well, about to mate in the game... Why not mate in real life as well?’ :)

kaaraa

Hmm...even my worst blunder will be to....MATE you in 1

PortugueseGuy

‘I'm sorry, mate.’

My gosh! I really like puns! :)

PortugueseGuy

Wait a second... That's it! I've got it! If you're a guy playing...

... with another guy: ‘I'm sorry, mate.’ (if you've won) OR ‘It's all right, mate.’ (if you've lost)

... with a girl: ‘Well, we're about to mate in the game... Why not mate in real life as well?’ (works in either case)

Puns are funny!

Salvator_Mundi

Peace be with you.

kleelof

'What am I missing?'

egoole

Hey if you wanna rematch, i will be @ moe's

PortugueseGuy
Salvator_Mundi wrote:

Peace be with you.

Thank you! And with you too! May the Lord bless you! :)

egoole

Its gonna be a draw cos you also have a mate in 1 in the alternate universe......

Time4Tea

If you've got chess problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems but a mate ain't one .. :-P

MindControl116
Time4Tea escribió:

If you've got chess problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems but a mate ain't one .. :-P

Oh wow XD

egoole

WOW..... This is actually going to be my first win while sleeping...

egoole

Are you thinking what i'm thinking.. ??¿