What do you say to who " THINKS" they know how to play chess !?

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ESP-918

Some many people, especially females THINK they know how to play chess.

I see this so often , you ask someone :

Hey, want to play a game?

Nah , not now , but we know how to play.

Some other 1000's examples , especially females saying yeah sure we know how to play .

Ok let me make this clear basically , why I said mostly females , because if men say we know how to play they will have at least some knowledge like rating 300+

When women says I know how to play chess she means I KNOW HOW THE PIECES MOVES.

Ok , so this thread is not about abuse or bringing someone down all I want to ask is:

What do you say to someone who says they know how to play chess, some sort of response that will let them know they actually don't , if you know what I mean.

Something in a short form , that will embarasse them or give them a clear idea better to say.

Just remember some people so cocky saying , that they know how to play it , when they actually only knows how the pieces moves or rating 200 maximum

Ofgeniuskind_closed
Sexist.
Ofgeniuskind_closed
To answer the question, What is a fork.
ESP-918

Ofgeniuskind wrote:

Sexist.

You call it sexist , I call it being observant, especially in women's logic that's all.

ESP-918

Ofgeniuskind wrote:

To answer the question, What is a fork.

They will probably continue walking and say something like I can't remember all the names or not good with all the names and theory but I know how to play (again in their mind they know how the pieces moves and capture if you are lucky lol)

ESP-918

You need something like wow you know how the pieces moves, even I don't know that, wow you must be a master already .

Something like that what I mean is just an idea ROW idea , but need to be more diplomatic, polite and even more shaming lol

BamboozledBoi

you spelt embarrass wrongly.Go download Grammarly!

ESP-918

TheRealSatan wrote:

you spelt embarrass wrongly.Go download Grammarly!

What's that has to do with thread?

FBloggs

I don't like unwarranted claims of sexism but this one was warranted.  There was no reason to single out women.  Many men and women know how the pieces move and how to checkmate but have little understanding of the game beyond that.  But they do know how to play.  If you ask me if I know how to play checkers, I will answer yes.  I know how to play.  I've never played enough to know or care about strategy.  You seem to want advice on how to make someone feel small because she has the temerity to think she knows how to play the game when you get to decide if she has the requisite skill to think that.  Ironic that you think such people are cocky.    

BISHOP_e3

Q:

What do you say to who " THINKS" they know how to play chess !?

        A:"Кажется я знаю как летать на самолете."

ESP-918

#9

You must be a woman I swear , I can feel some women logic of yours.

It's like me saying yeah I know how to drive a car I KNOW I KNOW , when in reality I've been sitting in the car on a passenger seat 5 times in my life.

ESP-918

And I'm not being sexist, like I said before out of 100 men and 100 women , men mostly respond something like I'm not good, or I've been playing it long time ago in school now I forgot something like that mens logic being straight forward.

Women logic is : if I say I don't know how to play chess they will think I'm not intelligent, so most of the time they being so confident, proud, loud voice, chin up, YES I know how to play chess ! Almost cocky as if you are insulting her by asking her this question

ESP-918

I'm not judging, but I speak from experience, just being observant that's all .

ESP-918

#9

Haha only woman can ask such a question lollll

Response follow as a first answer to your thread lmao

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/why-is-the-rook-so-short

FBloggs

No, I'm a man.  And you're an immature child.

FBloggs

Brilliant.  That forum topic was a parody (you'll have to look that up).  Only a moron would think it was serious.

Sachit_Yadev

Not serious topic but I also go through these things.....I basically ignores because know if I play them I got bore....

lfPatriotGames

I know how the pieces move.

ESP-918

FBloggs wrote:

No, I'm a man.  And you're an immature child.

You wish to be a man, but ....... I'm sorry ....... it's not my fault

No_Jams

I think this is sexiest. true women can be at ditsy and act dumb about something but nowadays lots of females are playing chess and many of them have high ratings. I could probably ask 15 guys and they wouldn't know how a pawn captures