What do you think is the most trolliest opening ever

The crab is the best opening to troll with...I am telling you..

How? It can lead to early mates, not a good opening

the birds opening, who can really take it seriously? the name is funny, the opening move 1.f4 made a couple of my opponents laugh. Good thing i beat them with it, lol.

Gotta love some of the genius comments at:

http://www.chess.com/opening/eco/B02_Alekhine_Defense_Brooklyn_Variation

Exchange Variation of the King's Indian...

my own personal favourite, which i've named "Lady Godiva"

Im going to smash this on my brother tomorrow

Trolliest?

Hmm. To be a troll. Slow, yet powerful. Yet inflexible.

Stonewall attack!

b3 

I say it's 1. e4 or d4 followed by a 10 minute wait for their second turn.

I won this game.  White uses a trick after 6... c6 to excel at trolling.

Yes, this is the full game.

Wow

im not sure if its really the trolliest ever, but its definately the trolliest in my repertoire.

I love peoples faces when this comes up. They assume ill continue london style so they will play aggressive with ..c5 c3 cxd cxd Qb6 Qc2 nc6 or something, then BOOM i make the game more aggressive than they bargained for lol.

Your c-pawn is hanging.  :-p

Any ways, I don't see how that's a trolling opening, unless it's from black playing like crap.  Is black trolling?

I don't know,if black are trolling, in any case they played 4...Be7 to prevent jumping the knight to 'g5', alowing the queen to go to 'h5' . 

And i consider trolling 1.Nc3 which takes black out of known lines and often make not proper moves ( the game was blitz 5/0).

ClavierCavalier wrote:

Your c-pawn is hanging.  :-p

Any ways, I don't see how that's a trolling opening, unless it's from black playing like crap.  Is black trolling?

In my opinion white might be trolling

May be you are right, black's moves are not the best.Instead of 4...Be7 black can play 4...Bf5 then if 5.Qh5 g6  and if 5.Ng5 Bg6.