What does chess keep you from doing?

my very important problem sets

Chess keeps me from showering

chess keeps me from doing sheep

It keeps me from doing homework.

chess prevents me from throwing chess boards.  You know, instead of throwing it, play on it.  Win-win situation

just like dwaxe, i start neglecting homework :(

Apparently, paying attention to my girlfriend is something I'm supposed to be doing.  She hates chess.  I also like to play at work which has caused me a bit of trouble with the boss. 

Chess keeps me from getting enough sleep.

 I 2nd that one.  I've had some late nights staying up to finish a game or two.

reproducing

keeps me from getting to work on time- aw dang it...

Chess keeps me from doing a lot of things, but I WILL not give up MY sheep. The black faced ones are the best, for those inexperienced sheep lovers out there in the chess world.

I like this one