what happens when you become a CM? FM? IM? and GM?


A chess master told me this story...
"I went down to the local burger shop and placed an order.
The guy tells me it will be seven dollars.
That's when I tell them that I'm a master at chess, I pull out my card and show them... and guess what they say?
They say: 'that'll be seven dollars please'
No one cares."
