What is the most boring thing in chess?

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Theempiremaker

There is nothing boring about Chess .

y0ungbl00d31

I hate it when my oppenent keeps puting me in check over and over again.

bobobbob

Rook vs. knight endgame where opponent refuses to accept draw.

lastwarrior2010

waiting for the opponent to move

lovingnitin

after one takes a queen with another queen early in the game, the rest of the game becomes dull.

then, there is less scope left for good tactical game.

Saccadic

Your opponent repetitively offering draws when they have a clearly lost position.

jpd303
Saccadic wrote:

Your opponent repetitively offering draws when they have a clearly lost position.


 that not the most boring thing but it is the most aggravating thing someone can do

LordJones3rd

i think the most boring things in chess are the players!

jpd303

no way chess player rule, we think about useless things like color complexes, waste our time playing a game we can never master, revere people that devote their lives in pursuit of achieving an impossible dream of creating a beautiful work of art that only a small percent of the populatoin can even appreciate, for very little money, and is of no consequence to the world in general.  our attempts to legitimize this game, our holy grail, we pompusly abhor the plebian masses who ignorantly live thier lives without knowing what it is to behold a brilliant Tal sacrifice, or appreciate an artfuly played bronstein midgame, or wonder at the beautiful, natural simplisity of a Capa endgame.  we brag about our esorteric understanding of a lucean position, or that we have 400 opening variations memorized til at least move 10, we can calculate variations and "see" 15 moves deep, we can speak of Nimzowitsch's "Hypermodern" revolution or Fischer singlehandly taking on the soviet chess machien, heck just en passant is enough to baffle the philistine masses...in the end its just a game that we take way too seriously and i wouldt have it anyother way

LordJones3rd

okay then maybe the fact that chess is all in black and white

danacreate
evie33 wrote:

Either that or a really boring book-line opening.


Absolutely right!

LordJones3rd

maybe it is the sitting there doing nothing during the 2.5 hours the opponent to make his moves.

diamond4ever

losing a game is most boring & frustrating...

LordJones3rd

the most boring thing in chess is having to resist the  temptation of shouting "charge" and tipping the board so that your pieces go crashing into your opponent's

AndreaCoda

People trying to dictate how their opponents should play (trading too much / not trading enough / not resigning early enough / resigning too early / etc etc etc).

Hylke
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Saccadic

Yeah, definitely some chess books.

jpd303
Gonnosuke wrote:

Exchange variations.


 amen brother preach on!  i play the french and i cannot stand playing the exchange variation...same with the caro-kan, queensgambit any of em!

TNziggy0076

when your opponent in OTB spends 20 minutes thinking of an obvious move in an common opening

earltony15

waiting and waiting for my opponent to make their move and then at the last minute, they go on vacation time.