How can I speak about insults if I have have to be kind. If I'm not talking about insults then it isn't relevant. How have all these people put something in this form without disobeying what the chat box says. How horrid D= .
What is the perfect chess insult?
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Mar 14, 2020
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#22
“Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!”
-William Shakespear
Henry IV Part I (Act 2, Scene 4)
Wow, bulls' pizzle. Wasn't that used for lash?.. A multi-level one. (┬┬﹏┬┬). All those types of deepen English vocab's carry extra power to them. When layered with a particular tone of a situation, it's still alien ,but you know it's skirmish.
Go outside
"You sir pay for chess.com"
for some reason indian chess players get annoyed with me if i say namaste and mention shiva
If you refuse a rematch, you suck at chess.
It depends on who is saying it, and who it's intended for. I was once told I have "a nice pair of bishops".
You know we're not playing the losing chess variant, right?
"you're trash I could checkmate you with my left hand"
1 taking ALL your opponent's pieces
2 promote all pawns into queen and let them take her
3 checkmate with king and rook ONLY
Jul 23, 2024
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#35
Bishop61213 wrote:
If you refuse a rematch, you suck at chess.
How about if they have some important things to do and don't have time to rematch?
Jul 23, 2024
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#36
And it said please be KIND, so I don't think insulting is a kind act.
Jul 24, 2024
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#37
After a tournament game, the loser says "You won because you were lucky" and the winner says "Yes, lucky to be paired against you".
