To lose is to win, to win is to lose,
After every chess match go buy some booze!
my favourite quote, despite its essence of arrogance, is "I love the moment I crush someone's ego" - Bobby Fischer
F3 ?
Blaise_Pascal :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaise_Pascal?ref=chessfortinternetsbiggestcollectionofchessresources
"Play the opening like a book, the middle game like a magician, and the endgame like a machine." – Spielmann
"My opponent left a glass of whisky 'en prise' and I took it 'en passant'." ~ Joseph Henry Blackburne
"I'd wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."
-Ron Swanson