Hort: "In chess even the keenest communist has to look for his king!" *rofl*
This was back in the 1980ies before the iron curtain opened.
What is your favorite chess quote?


Spassky was asked by an interviewer: "Which do you prefer... Chess or Sex?"
He replied: "It depends on the position."

"I mean, first of all, i played, you know, absolutely disgracefully from... move one"!!!111
Quiz: who is the Top-GM who recently said this?

LOL blueemu
Petrosian was asked what was his favorite piece, answered "The one my opponent doesn't have!"

"I mean, first of all, i played, you know, absolutely disgracefully from... move one"!!!111
Quiz: who is the Top-GM who recently said this?
Carlsen :)

Spassky was asked by an interviewer: "Which do you prefer... Chess or Sex?"
He replied: "It depends on the position."
End of thread.

"Nowadays, when you're not a grandmaster at 14, you can forget about it."
Who said that? No Google! :)

"Nowadays, when you're not a grandmaster at 14, you can forget about it."
Who said that? No Google! :)
Anand
I used Bing :-)
I prefer to sack my opponents pieces Tartakover... actually its not my very favourite but its all i can come up with now

"Nowadays, when you're not a grandmaster at 14, you can forget about it."
Who said that? No Google! :)
Anand
I used Bing :-)
LOL, good one

"If drink is the curse of the working classes and work is the curse of the drinking classes then chess is the curse of the thinking classes." -- J Ross

"Chess is the greatest game ever invented, because it only looks like a game." -- Scott Kerns
"Chess is a beautiful mistress to whom we keep coming back, no matter how many times she rejects us."
– Bent Larsen
"Chess is not a game but a disease."
– Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman
"Some of Marshall's most sparkling moves look at first like typographical errors."
– William Napier
"I make errors, therefore I am!"
– Saviely Tartakower
Why must I lose to this idiot?!"
– Aaron Nimzowitsch
“Modern Chess is too much concerned with things like
Pawn structure. Forget it, Checkmate ends the game”
(Nigel Short)
What's yours?