What is your favorite chess quote?

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varelse1
Bobby154 wrote:

If you can't see it you can't play it...

Pillsbury used to play it blindfolded

varelse1
"There are more adventures on a chessboard than on all the seas of the world"

-- Pierre Mac ORLAN

Nordlandia

Girls who play chess wear nerdy glasses.

Suvel

lol clint that's not even true

Suvel
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Suvel

"300th comment!"

apawndown
macer75 wrote:
SecretOfMana wrote:

The hardest thing in chess is to win a won game. - Frank Marshall

That doesn't make sense. Surely it's much harder to win a lost game.

 

No, winning lost games is much easier.  You just wait for opponent to blunder!

MrDamonSmith

All of them went out the window today when I read one by Kasparov that said something like: everyone has a plan till they get punched in the face! That's good.

dzikus

"Noone has ever won a game of chess by resigning- Tartakover

"Make your pieces victims (i.e. sacrifice them - in Polish, "sacrifice" sounds very similar to "victim" which makes this saying a nice word play) or you shall become a victim" - Tartakover

MrDamonSmith

Then Kasparov used Tyson's quote. Then I like Tyson's quote. I gotta add that saying to my profile even though it doesn't fit in with anything I've got there now.

art_of_fugue

S H 1 T !

fischers60memorized

Gegen diesen Idioten muss ich verlieren!

Ubik42
fischers60memorized wrote:

Gegen diesen Idioten muss ich verlieren!

ehrlicht sagt!

WayneT
varelse1 wrote:
royalbishop wrote:

This is so true.

Never lose a pawn never lose a game.

"I'd rather have a pawn than a finger."
– Reuben Fine

"It all depends: which pawn and which finger?"
– Roman Dzindzichashvili


It all depends what the pawn or finger is doing!

- Me

Winnie_Pooh

"As Black I played like a child"

A frustrated Magnus Carlsen at the age of 13 after drawing a wining position against Kasparow.

Zernix

Who is your opponent tonight?
Tonight I am playing against the Black pieces

Akiba Rubinstein



Chess was Capablanca’s mother tongue

Reti



“If your opponent offers you a draw, try to work out
why he thinks he’s worse”

Nigel Short

BeatTheBush

"The pawns are rolling." - MatoJelic

taffy76

"Of course I practiced a lot with the computer, and after beating Rybka and Houdini by 10-0 each, i was absolutelly sure that no-one was gonna stop me winning."

Borislav Ivanov

JimmyTheK

Didn't see this one in this thread, sorry if it's a repost.  From Blazing Saddles:

Bart: Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Well, let's play chess.

fabelhaft

I think, therefore I am in time trouble