What is your favorite chess quote?

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Counter-intuition
varelse1 wrote:

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
- Calvin

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction..."
- General Douglas MacArthur

"To me, chess is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers kill each other." - ?

"It is no time to be playing Chess when the house is on fire."- Italian Proverb

"All women are inferior to men."
- Garry Kasparov


"My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible." - Dave Barry

"A man that will take back a move at chess will pick a pocket."
– Richard Fenton


 WTF Did Kasparov actually say that?!

airantrobo

"Chess for dummies .. Don't let the title fool you!"

"Chess tactics for kids .. Don't let the title fool you!"

"The complete idiot's guide to chess .. Don't let the title fool you!"

"Power chess for kids .. Don't let the title fool you"

"Winning chess strategy for kids .. Don't let the title fool you!"

stanhope13

How to be a chess expert in six weeks.

varelse1

AngeloPardi wrote:

Dangerous_Squares wrote:

I think the original scene and quote are from Nimzovitch.

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Yes. Lasker knew ow much Nimzovitch hated smoke. And was never above playing headgames with his opponent.

It was a cigar.

XxSkullxX

"I never make a mistake.......on the first move!"

– Ernst Grunfeld


"Capablanca never took his eyes off the chorus; Alekhine never looked up from his pocket chess set."

– A patron who took both players to a show in 1922

macer75
XxSkullxX wrote:

"I never make a mistake.......on the first move!"

– Ernst Grunfeld


"Capablanca never took his eyes off the chorus; Alekhine never looked up from his pocket chess set."

– A patron who took both players to a show in 1922

Guess Capa lived a much happier life.

varelse1

The Killer Grob..........Don't let the title fool you!

913Glorax12

"Back in the good old days, of the Soviet Union"- GM Yasser

XxSkullxX

"Chess is as much a mystery as women."
- Purdy

"There are easier things to do than understand women, like nailing water to a tree."
- Kombucha


LOLOLOLOL

XxSkullxX
"Chess is thirty to forty percent psychology. You don't have this when you play a computer. I can't confuse it."
 
- Judith Polgar
"Only sissies Castle."
 
- Rob Sillars
 
"As one by one I mowed them down, my superiority soon became apparent."
- Capablanca
 
 
"You could look at that statement as astounding egotism or the simple truth, and either way I guess you'd probably be right."
- Timothy Hanke (To Capablanca's statement, above)
 
In 1925, Reti played against 30 players simultaneously without watching the chess board (blindfold). He won almost all the games. It was a world record. When he was going home after that, he forgot a suitcase. When somebody reminded him about it, Reti said: 
 
"Thank you very much. My memory is so bad......"
AngeloPardi
varelse1 wrote:

AngeloPardi wrote:

Dangerous_Squares wrote:

 

 

 

I think the original scene and quote are from Nimzovitch.

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Yes. Lasker knew ow much Nimzovitch hated smoke. And was never above playing headgames with his opponent.

It was a cigar.


I think you are confusing two stories however, because the scene took place during a game Nimzovitch-Vidmar.
Lasker was always smoking cigar during tournaments, that was part of his winning strategy. 

AngeloPardi

"For you, doctor Lasker, I shall have only one word : checkmate"
Tarrasch, before being badly beaten by Lasker in their match.

I think that Tartakower and Tarrasch should be given a special prize, for sheer quantity of amazing quotes. 

varelse1

I am much stronger than most players my rating!

macer75
varelse1 wrote:

I am much stronger than most players my rating!

People who say that should be banned for sandbagging.

Iluvsmetuna

lets head them off at the pass

patzermike

After a game (which ended in a complicated draw) Lasker and Mieses argued about the game. Mieses offered a suggestion which Lasker quickly dismissed. Mieses was offended and he told Lasker he was arrogant. Lasker replied "I don't believe my own thoughts. Why would I believe yours?"

AngeloPardi wrote:

"For you, doctor Lasker, I shall have only one word : checkmate"Tarrasch, before being badly beaten by Lasker in their match.I think that Tartakower and Tarrasch should be given a special prize, for sheer quantity of amazing quotes. 

kleelof

HA! I was going to be a smartass and post 'Checkmate'. But I see you beat me to it Mike.

varelse1

"When you don't know what to move, move a knight!"

-- Varelse1

Candon
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varelse1

Uhhh

That link is to your homepage.