"Chess for dummies .. Don't let the title fool you!"
"Chess tactics for kids .. Don't let the title fool you!"
"The complete idiot's guide to chess .. Don't let the title fool you!"
"Power chess for kids .. Don't let the title fool you"
"Winning chess strategy for kids .. Don't let the title fool you!"
What is your favorite chess quote?


AngeloPardi wrote:
Dangerous_Squares wrote:
I think the original scene and quote are from Nimzovitch.
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Yes. Lasker knew ow much Nimzovitch hated smoke. And was never above playing headgames with his opponent.
It was a cigar.
"I never make a mistake.......on the first move!"
– Ernst Grunfeld
"Capablanca never took his eyes off the chorus; Alekhine never looked up from his pocket chess set."
– A patron who took both players to a show in 1922

"I never make a mistake.......on the first move!"
– Ernst Grunfeld
"Capablanca never took his eyes off the chorus; Alekhine never looked up from his pocket chess set."
– A patron who took both players to a show in 1922
Guess Capa lived a much happier life.
"Chess is as much a mystery as women."
- Purdy
"There are easier things to do than understand women, like nailing water to a tree."
- Kombucha
LOLOLOLOL

AngeloPardi wrote:
Dangerous_Squares wrote:
I think the original scene and quote are from Nimzovitch.
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Yes. Lasker knew ow much Nimzovitch hated smoke. And was never above playing headgames with his opponent.
It was a cigar.
I think you are confusing two stories however, because the scene took place during a game Nimzovitch-Vidmar.
Lasker was always smoking cigar during tournaments, that was part of his winning strategy.

"For you, doctor Lasker, I shall have only one word : checkmate"
Tarrasch, before being badly beaten by Lasker in their match.
I think that Tartakower and Tarrasch should be given a special prize, for sheer quantity of amazing quotes.

I am much stronger than most players my rating!
People who say that should be banned for sandbagging.
After a game (which ended in a complicated draw) Lasker and Mieses argued about the game. Mieses offered a suggestion which Lasker quickly dismissed. Mieses was offended and he told Lasker he was arrogant. Lasker replied "I don't believe my own thoughts. Why would I believe yours?"
AngeloPardi wrote:
"For you, doctor Lasker, I shall have only one word : checkmate"Tarrasch, before being badly beaten by Lasker in their match.I think that Tartakower and Tarrasch should be given a special prize, for sheer quantity of amazing quotes.
Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
- Calvin
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction..."
- General Douglas MacArthur
"To me, chess is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers kill each other." - ?
"It is no time to be playing Chess when the house is on fire."- Italian Proverb
"All women are inferior to men."
- Garry Kasparov
"My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible." - Dave Barry
"A man that will take back a move at chess will pick a pocket."
– Richard Fenton
WTF Did Kasparov actually say that?!