What is your naughtiest chess fantasy?

Much psychiatric work to be done here chaps.
I agree m8, the chess.com forum resembles to a cess pit in a very disturbing and uncomfortable way.

The Messier catalog is an index of astronomical objects. M8 is the Lagoon Nebula.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagoon_Nebula

My naughtiest chess fantasy is to stomp on the chess board and throw it out of my window...
don't be so agressive m8, chess is a beautiful thing u know

The Messier catalog is an index of astronomical objects. M8 is the Lagoon Nebula.
Of course. Now all makes sense.

The Messier catalog is an index of astronomical objects. M8 is the Lagoon Nebula.
Of course. Now all makes sense.
he is trolling u m8

Don't try to make sense of this Pulp. It will all end in tears.
Another day in chess.com!

All the best things in life involve tears coming out to play and celebrate like children on a warm, sunny day.

id love to get a gigantic human sized cherckered board and hire 32 people to dress up like the black and white pieces and get two thrones at each end of the board in which me and satan play too and we play a game ordering the people under to move. and then if they are to unstill when they are not supposed to they are fired.

m8 is not that pretty. and "mate" is a verb not a noun don't you know.
well, at least in America. I guess m8 is a really lazy way of same "friend", "pal", or "hommie".
Do you prefer straight pawns or ones with a bit of a bend in them?