What is your naughtiest chess fantasy?

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BlargDragon

Do you prefer straight pawns or ones with a bit of a bend in them?

Estren
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BlargDragon

In retrospect, I'm surprised fanfiction.org isn't flooded with chess lemons.

Laura_Slagter
kaynight wrote:

Much psychiatric work to be done here chaps.

I agree m8, the chess.com forum resembles to a cess pit in a very disturbing and uncomfortable way.

Pulpofeira

What does "m8" stand for?

BlargDragon

The Messier catalog is an index of astronomical objects. M8 is the Lagoon Nebula.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagoon_Nebula

Priteshrp87

My naughtiest chess fantasy is to stomp on the chess board and throw it out of my window...

Laura_Slagter
Priteshrp87 wrote:

My naughtiest chess fantasy is to stomp on the chess board and throw it out of my window...

don't be so agressive m8, chess is a beautiful thing u know

Pulpofeira
BlargDragon escribió:

The Messier catalog is an index of astronomical objects. M8 is the Lagoon Nebula.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagoon_Nebula

Of course. Now all makes sense.

Laura_Slagter
Pulpofeira wrote:
BlargDragon escribió:

The Messier catalog is an index of astronomical objects. M8 is the Lagoon Nebula.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagoon_Nebula

Of course. Now all makes sense.

he is trolling u m8

Pulpofeira

I'm aware of it. I forgot the Undecided emoticon.

Pulpofeira
kaynight escribió:

Don't try to make sense of this Pulp. It will all end in tears.

Another day in chess.com! Laughing

BlargDragon

All the best things in life involve tears coming out to play and celebrate like children on a warm, sunny day.

MrNossovitch

I like what I hear.

MrNossovitch

id love to get a gigantic human sized cherckered board and hire 32 people to dress up like the black and white pieces and get two thrones at each end of the board in which me and satan play too and we play a game ordering the people under to move. and then if they are to unstill when they are not supposed to they are fired.

thegreat_patzer

m8 is not that pretty. and "mate" is a verb not a noun don't you know.

well, at least in America.  I guess m8 is a really lazy way of same "friend", "pal", or "hommie".

Senior-Lazarus_Long

Getting back above 1500.

AutisticCath

To be the young widow of GM Magnus Carlsen. I want to take all his money.

AutisticCath

"in case you didn't know, the British think the world revolves around them, and that everyone should know British slang."

The world does revolve around them.

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What is your naughtiest chess fantasy?

My naughtiest? There are so many... how about a top 10 or 20?