What is your naughtiest chess fantasy?

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thegreat_patzer

full meme.  but it SO applies to this thread.

BlargDragon

As a black hole of egotism that didn't diminish after the sun finally set on it, it would make sense that most nearby things would be gravitationally bound to the British Empire remnant.

MrNossovitch

id love to have a prostitute garden in my backyard where all the prostitutes play chess

thegreat_patzer

yep. its happening again.  watch out for the lock.  I could imagine it...

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AlNoss wrote:

id love to have a prostitute garden

Garden hoes.

BlargDragon
0110001101101000 wrote:
AlNoss wrote:

id love to have a prostitute garden

Garden hoes.

Thread's over, guys.

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BlargDragon wrote:
0110001101101000 wrote:
AlNoss wrote:

id love to have a prostitute garden

Garden hoes.

Thread's over, guys.

Why?

BlargDragon

Because no one's going to top that pun.

u0110001101101000

Oh :)

Priteshrp87

My naughtiest chess fantasy is to tear the chess board apart and throw it in a dustbin and burn all the pieces.