What kind of offering would you make to Caissa, if she let you beat Carlsen?
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$3.00.
Could you repeat the question?
MyCowsCanFly wrote:
Could you repeat the question?
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What kind of offering would you make to Caissa, if she let you beat Carlsen?
Thanks. I think I'd go along with trysts. I'd offer a really large safety pin.
I am having a tough time visualizing myself with a naked woman talking about playing chess with Carlsen.
I'd probably do better down at the Crossroads.
MyCowsCanFly wrote: I'd probably do better down at the Crossroads.
LOL
And how are we beating him?
Well, I don't want to spoil the fun but I have to ask:
1. Will I just be given the skills to beat Carlsen at chess just once? Or...
2. will I be given skills that will last a lifetime?
If the answer is #2, then I can offer Caisa a slice of my amazing mudpie (at least my dog thinks its amazing), but frankly, I would be contempt to just be competitive against him. If the answer is #1...I will just pass on the offer because who wants to be a one time wonder like Buster Douglas? Anyway, I'm certain I can easily beat Carlsen today...at either a pie eating or a staring down contest. BRING IT ON MR CARLSEN!!!!
Crazychessplaya: Is that your girlfriend's room?
I'd offer 1 grain of rice for the 1st square of the board, 2 for the 2nd square, 4 for the 3rd, 8 for the 4th, etc.
renumeratedfrog01 wrote:
Crazychessplaya: Is that your girlfriend's room?
Nah, just a pic from the web.
