What type of player are you?

1. Gets 5 queen's instead of mating.

2. Gets 5 knights or bishops instead of mating.

3. Offers a draw and then mates before you can accept.

4. Abandons 

5. Lets the clock run out without moving instead of resigning.

6. Sacrifices all the pieces when raging about a blunder. 

7. Offers a rematch after a loss then immediately aborts the game.

8. Gets your king out at the start and then realise you are not Magnus.

9. Abort at the opening if the opponent doesn't make the move you just saw on YouTube. 

10. A normal player. 

11. Resigns after did a move because I think I did the wrong move

10. I'm boring.

either 9 or 6

12. Only offer a rematch when you win.

1-3

Don't be that guy.

Good man. I think the normal category should have a few sub categories.

13. Getting beat but they opponent blunders big time so you start buzzing around and acting like you won by superiority rather than luck.

14. Blunder through a game, suddenly luck into a brilliant move and decide to troll the other player like you are a genius.

Yes this. Here is one...

everyone except 10

I've done 3 after getting inappropriate draw offers.

Every week a 3 queen guy. I wonder if they take a photo and try to show them to people in the hope of a date. They should save their breath for re-inflating their only chance of a girlfriend.