At this point in my development (or lack of it), I'm merely the John McClane-type player who keeps murmuring "Give me something to hit" whenever I play.
Basically wait for a weak piece/pawn/square and go for it.
Maybe you should yell YIPEE KAYAAIII at your opponent. That might shake them up. :D Scratch that. It would probably get you thrown out of the tournament.
inconsistent...