tactician
what type of player are you

I am a bit of all of those styles at times depending on the position and ability of my opponent...generally I just play my own style which happens to win less than I lose!

Impossible!
We now have a crazy type!
A crazy player saying impossible not that is impossible!!!!

...I take no prisoners...
If it was 5 years ago i would have used him as my avatar. The player i used when playing Marvel Superheros.

I use the force. "That bishop isn't a threat. You want to take my knight with your queen. Everything will work out well after that."
Actually, I'm the kind of player who knows that some of my moves match up with the preferences of engines, but I want to know what percentage of these moves match for the wrong reasons.
I'm the kind of player who sometimes hatches new plans in mid-stream when the first plan is likely still viable and possibly better.
I'm the kind of player who plays while eating popsicles with Family Guy on in the background. Giggity.

Vampire here? This is Chess.com an believe it or not somebody has claimed to be an alien so why not this one also.

I claim to be a human.
I'M NOT A CAT I SWEAR!!!!!...ok I confess, I'm a kitteh. A verrrrry handsome and prrrRRRrrretty kitty, don't you agree?
Almost forgot!
Like the Bishop on white i have my style of play
and on black i have another style of play.
Reason why many opponents get confused playing me in Team Matches. I feel more relaxed playing black as all i have to disrupt play.