What was the best advice given to you in chess

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winerkleiner

My best advice was to quit my day job and join Checkers are for Kings!

The_Chess_Coach

Develop your pieces and learn from mistakes

jan65

Don't sleep iff the oponent play slow

chasm1995

Mark, even if it's a repeat, it's always good to hear again, as it may not stick the first time.

hairysamarian
chasm1995 wrote:

Mark, even if it's a repeat, it's always good to hear again, as it may not stick the first time.

It's a tie for me, between "Slow the heck down" and "Sit on your hands."

chasm1995
hairysamarian wrote:
chasm1995 wrote:

Mark, even if it's a repeat, it's always good to hear again, as it may not stick the first time.

It's a tie for me, between "Slow the heck down" and "Sit on your hands."

I need that one repeated to me after every move playing online.  Embarassed  I bet my rating would hop up a few points if I took the time to look not only for a good move, but for the best move.

ponz111

I was never given advice about chess. [that I can remember]

winerkleiner

"Never play while driving...or swimming".

ah93704559

Dont play chess against women..they will distract you with their hooters!

unique1234567890

Don't help your opponent.

chasm1995

Always play better than your opponent, that way you'll never lose.

winerkleiner

That's a foolproof advice!

ponz111

Try not to post a forum subject where people can troll. Try to post a subject with only one question. 

winerkleiner

"Always eat garlic and onions before a game".

chesswasteland

Stop playing before it's too late.

winerkleiner

"Gas is evil, never hold it in".

winerkleiner

"72 hours before a match, don't bathe".

winerkleiner

"If you're a guy, wear Daisy Dukes and walk around alot". 

TetsuoShima

dont worry 666, if you gf has a mustache, thats quite common nowadays.

TetsuoShima

when i blunder a pawn i start to play real quick and hope my opponent thinks its a real deep sacrifice.