I have said it once and i will say it again...
the best advise ever
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666AAA666 wrote:
If during the game u have to vomit, try not do it on the chessboard.
Prefer other places, like your opponent's bag.
OMG SO FUNNY!! :D
IDASP wrote:
666AAA666 wrote:
If during the game u have to vomit, try not do it on the chessboard.
Prefer other places, like your opponent's bag.
OMG SO FUNNY!! :D
I know right
Why troll when some are looking for good advice?
Here is my advice. When you lose it is because you made a mistake or some mistakes. Try and determine your mistakes and correct them. [this may require help of a very advanced player].
If you can find and correct your mistakes you will rarely lose and often win.
Never make a move unless you know what move you will make.
ponz111 wrote:
Why troll when some are looking for good advice?
Here is my advice. When you lose it is because you made a mistake or some mistakes. Try and determine your mistakes and correct them. [this may require help of a very advanced player].
If you can find and correct your mistakes you will rarely lose and often win.
2 things: 1. The comment from ponz re trolling is sooo appropriate. Why do people do this? Please don't answer.
2. Ponz's advice is the be all end all of chess improvement advice. All of chess is about errors; without errors there would be no chess game. The goal of improvement is to find your errors, and to not make them again. Its difficult, but that is the goal of improvement. Ponz said it all.
ponz111 wrote:
Why troll when some are looking for good advice?
Here is my advice. When you lose it is because you made a mistake or some mistakes. Try and determine your mistakes and correct them. [this may require help of a very advanced player].
If you can find and correct your mistakes you will rarely lose and often win.
You know the sort of person who is always right, but takes himself too seriously and seems to lack humor. I feel like that guy on these forums sometimes. Thankfully, I'm not the only one.
666AAA666 wrote:
Τhe freaking rules say that u can touch only the piece u ll move. If u touch a piece which u wont move then u r in big trouble.
What kind of trouble? Being send to your room without supper.
winerkleiner wrote:
666AAA666 wrote:
Τhe freaking rules say that u can touch only the piece u ll move. If u touch a piece which u wont move then u r in big trouble.
What kind of trouble? Being send to your room without supper.
GO SIT IN THE CORNER TROUBLE!!
uh oh!!
Ziryab wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
Never mix wine and whisky and chess!
Depends on the wine and the cheese. Sharp cheddar needs white wine. Goat cheese is good with red. Good whisky can cut any cheese down to size.
Makes me gassy, no one wants that 
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666AAA666 wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
Never mix wine and whisky and chess!
Why, do they make u fart?
Lol, yes!
666AAA666 wrote:
If u want to make your opponent nervous start farts ands burps.
Suggestions; When opponent checks u, u let out a noisy fart. When U check him, make a booming burp right in his face. If victim protest, then stand up and give him a mega smelly fart right in his face.
For best results, before the match drink a coke and eat beans.
Lol.
learn from your mistakes
"Fart and foreit"
or "Fart then foreit"
Ok I will quit the fart jokes now!
chess_gg wrote:
My grandson used to like the word "fart", almost as much as you do. Now, he just likes to play Grand Theft Auto.
lol that generation is f**ked right....
chess_gg wrote:
I think, sooner or later, every generation is fooked. At the end, it all goes back into the box.
As an afterthought, I like to play those PS3 games, too.
oh sh*t lol its a mirical humans arent exticnt... =D
chess_gg wrote:
My grandson used to like the word "fart", almost as much as you do. Now, he just likes to play Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty (especially killing zombies). A big step up, I suppose.
See, farts are a gateway mode to other adverse actions. Just say no!
I-eat-guini-pigs wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
666AAA666 wrote:
Τhe freaking rules say that u can touch only the piece u ll move. If u touch a piece which u wont move then u r in big trouble.
What kind of trouble? Being send to your room without supper.
GO SIT IN THE CORNER TROUBLE!!
uh oh!!
It's been 67 minutes, when can I get out of this darn corner?
Never mix wine and whisky and chess!
Depends on the wine and the cheese. Sharp cheddar needs white wine. Goat cheese is good with red. Good whisky can cut any cheese down to size.