What was the best advice given to you in chess

I don't think you can just verbicize a word like that.

Google it. I did.

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/03/30/those-irritating-verbs-as-nouns/?_r=0

The best advice given to me in chess...........  "don't quit your day job!"

don't verb nouns and don't do the nouning of verbs.

Don't give an advice that is unrelated to chess.

Show compromising pictures of your opponent's sister.

Or worse yet, his mom, lol.

"STFU And go Learn your Tactics!""

- John Brown, My Former Mentor

Yes, exact quote.

Did he say STFU, or is that an acronym for his actual words?

Did he really say that? xD

When capturing the enemy piece, slam it with the capturing piece with full force, hopefully striking further enemy pieces out of the board.

Or just throw the piece over the enemy army like you are playing bowling. You are allowed by official rules to do that, really. The GMs choose not to do it just because they have a poor aim.

tap a pawn on the table quietly and continuously. it will increase your opponent's heart rate

wow, that is mean! :-)

I've never done it, of course, although it is a clever idea.

When you move, hit the clock so hard that you break the button, this way even when your opponent hit the clock, it will still be his time on countdown.

#1: Prepare your pieces before you attack. And be prepared !!
#2: Look at your own position for the best move. Then look at your opponent's best moves. Then look again at your own position, and then make your move.
Like crossing the street ...

In my chess-club there is an older man who whistles quitly while playing. It's so annoying that I've told him to stop. But he is dementet I guess - So what can I do !?

We have an older gentleman who talks to himself, he lives down the street from us.  Could be the same guy!  I

Just heard Lou Reed passed today-RIP and keep rockin the heavens!

Good question, however, I would need to Google for that anwser.