What your chess rating says about you

What do you guys think?

0-800: new to the game. This is the point where you still think chess is fun and you get addicted.
800-1000: you probably care more about what looks flashy, then what is actually good.
1000-1400: congrats you are getting somewhere, but you are probably grinding hours against other players, that are just as addicted as you.
1400-1600: you are in a crisis, because you probably win against everyone in your friend group, but lose almost all games in a chess club.
1600-2000: you are probably a club player, or spent a huge amount of time on studying/playing chess.
2000-2300: You are a chess expert. Chess is a mayor part of your life und you demolish most club players.

Now the chess gremlins. These people mostly live, breathe and dream chess.
2300-2400: you probably wish you had done something else with your life, but you have spent so much time on chess, that you can't really switch to anything else.
2400-2500: you are almost a GM
2500<: you are a GM