I hope you guys will comment
Whats the shortest otb game you have played?

I have a few really short ones that I;ve actually played more than once.
I think this is my favourite, although it's probably a rubbish idea, I beat a FM in a blitz tourney with this:

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I have caught Vince_R trying to solicit my 12-year-old son on Chess.com. He has asked on numbers of occasions asked for my sons email and asked if my son wanted to visit him. He has often played with the idea of adopting my 12-year-old son. What a SICKO!
I am furious! I have reported this case to Perverted Justice and they are filing a case against him right now.
You be the judge. You cannot ignore evidence.
Chess.com is a place where people come to play chess. Stop this man from Internet Luring and Solicitation!
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Hi guys.
For those of you that play OTB, what is the shortest game you have played? Mine is 10 moves, whats yours?
Alex.