When are we allowed to change diapers in a tournament?

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Some of us are dependent on diapers to carry us throughout the day. We might experience fecal incontinence ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_diaper )

 

So, not to offend our opponents, how often is it allowed to change our diapers?

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how often do you need to?

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It depends on our eating habits. I can go on carrots and potatoes, usually two times per day. However, if they mix in beans with our cabbage, that creates extra gas. Do you understand?

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It depends on the smosition of the pieces.

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Smositional wrote:

It depends on the smosition of the pieces.

 

Can you diagram the smosition of the pieces for us?

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I don't think you'll even get time to remove your dipers in blitz but in rapid , if your actions are not disturbing others , yes you can... i would suggest you to use 3 dipers at a time...

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