When Christians Play Chess

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trysts

OMG!!!!! I thought all the christians were in prison!Yell

                        PRISON!!!!

gorgeous_vulture

I seem to remember something about lions ...

Cystem_Phailure
trysts wrote:

OMG!!!!! I thought all the christians were in prison!

                        PRISON!!!!


They keep bribing the guards with sex to get out.

gameoverziggy

I don't mean to be insensitive but what a useless thread

trysts

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ivandh

You owe me a lifetime of drinks for that trysts.

theoreticalboy
ivandh wrote:

You owe me a lifetime of drinks for that trysts.


Honestly.... I mean, a little warning, please.  I'm getting ready to eat a very heavy cheesecake here.

gorgeous_vulture

I suppose you needed an encore the 69ing dogs in the other thread but what ivandh and theoreticalboy said!

theoreticalboy

You're also eating cheesecake?

trysts

The other thread was the same damn thing! What the hell is going on here lately, with the christians?!

gorgeous_vulture
theoreticalboy wrote:

You're also eating cheesecake?


Alas the best my kitchen could provide was bread and chocolate ... oh and some palincka.

theoreticalboy
trysts wrote:

The other thread was the same damn thing! What the hell is going on here lately, with the christians?!


Reagan's demon-spirit is 100 years old, which I believe means the rapture is close at hand?

Cystem_Phailure

Wow!  An action photo of a GOP think tank looking for an idea!

electricpawn
Cystem_Phailure wrote:

Wow!  An action photo of a GOP think tank looking for an idea!


+1!

trysts
Cystem_Phailure wrote:

Wow!  An action photo of a GOP think tank looking for an idea!


Hilarious!Laughing

@Theoreticalboy: I've been waiting for the Rapture since I was zero! Yet another fake hope from christianity...

gorgeous_vulture

I really think that we need to reacquaint the christians with the genus Felix Leo

trysts
NickYoung5 wrote:

I really think that we need to reacquaint the christians with the genus Felix Leo


The christians shouldn't be mauled by lions, NY5, but they do have tax-free tombs to vomit this stuff in, and do their cannibalistic rituals.

gorgeous_vulture
trysts wrote:
NickYoung5 wrote:

I really think that we need to reacquaint the christians with the genus Felix Leo


The christians shouldn't be mauled by lions, NY5, but they do have tax-free tombs to vomit this stuff in, and do their cannibalistic rituals.


True, they could turn out to be indigestible and the taxpayer would inevitably have to take care of the vets' bills ...

theoreticalboy

I dunno, it might be a good idea to reintroduce christians into the savannah; it would be a much-needed boost of prey for the hunter-animals there.

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