When logic and proportion...


When men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving slow Go ask Alice, I think she'll know When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead And the white knight is talking backward And the red queen, she's off with her head Remember what the dormouse said Feed your head, feed your head, feed your head

This must be the ultimate chess song...it was also used in that movie Pawn Sacrifice which was not very good at all...