You know darn well he's Wafflemaster.
When will it end?

Of course all the doomsday buffs ignore the simplest explanation for why the Mayan calendar ends in 2012: they used up all the room on the rock. They just saw no big rush in getting another rock started to extend it further.
If they had known all the hysteria they would cause, I'm sure they would have left a note or something.
Or there is the following, more sinister hypothesis:
What ever happened to that orangehonda fella?