Where is e4?

Like if I had to give someone directions from their house to e4, how would one go about doing that?

Depends on where their nearest king are stationed.

I'm assuming your friends (or whoever you are giving directions) are pawns btw.

Oh now that you mention it, let's forget about e4. Just tell me where the king is located. I have a package to deliver.

bomtrown.  I can tell you.  e4 is straight ahead three sectors and to your immediate right.  Well, that's if they're going from my house.  So they'll have to come to my house first...d1.  

Well, that means that I am on d1 or f7. How in the hell did I get here?

I think it all started when you accepted that 'wacky juice' down at the gas station.

I am conveniently forgetting that detail.

All I remember is agreeing to wander around on a board of 64 squares. No one told me to watch out for gas station wacky juice or all of the traffic at the intersections.

I'm usually on f2, it's a decent place to live on. It was a nightmare 130 years ago though, the life expectancy where extremely low back then, and you'd be happy if you survived three moves.

These days it's a decent place to live on.

 Check out the Intersection at 24th Street by Wayne Thiebaud:

I would be terrified of those sorts of American roads! (Especially if my dad was driving! )

 I don't know if this is real place or not. Some research is necessary.

Even if that place specifically doesn't exist, roads like that certainly do... I've seen them on TV, and TV's never lied to me before...

 You do have an argument there.

that sign says Mariposa St?  That is freaky.  Looks like something out of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

 Yeah...it is freakin me out.