Ok chaps, back to the cake talk. I couldn't eat anything else at the moment even if you put a gun to my head. I ate way too much tonight. I think that I might come back as a pot belly pig in my next life, I feel like one right now. No food for me tomorrow, well maybe salad. ;)
Which is better, a bishop or a piece of delicious chocolate cake?
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Which is better, a knight, or a salad with a light vinegarette and some gorgonzola sprinkled over the top?
Maybe a chocolate salad but a rabbit food salad won't work.
Guys!! Guyzzzzz!!! I just played Choclate Cake to e4 and it TOTALLY blocks out his Bishop and SMOTHERED his f4 Pawn. My thinking is, if the Black Bishop eats the Chocolate Cake I can just take back with my own Bishop on f3. Good idea?
Excellent! Throw in an entree and people will have a way of enjoying romantic candle lit chess games.
Throw in a bottle of Chablis as well. 
Oh, and some double cream! 
Chess+Chololate cake=sticky Bishops
winerkleiner wrote:
Chess+Chololate cake=sticky Bishops
That reminds me of an old humorous proverb that does not bear repeating.
Does it involve bears?
Barely
Got in a lot of trouble at the club last night. I was playing a 1400 rated, pretty challenging for someone of my skill right. I was Black, and I brought some Chocolate Cake and put it on the g5 square (we still had both of our Bishops, too!!) and I got some icing on the board and crumbs everywhere. My opponent just gave the Dude. I'm. going. to. kick. your. @$$ look.
So....I'm thinking....that....he didn't know about this forum? Or did I play the Chocolate Cake wrong?
Don't worry about it. Sounds like you had your cake and ate it too.
December_TwentyNine wrote:
Got in a lot of trouble at the club last night. I was playing a 1400 rated, pretty challenging for someone of my skill right. I was Black, and I brought some Chocolate Cake and put it on the g5 square (we still had both of our Bishops, too!!) and I got some icing on the board and crumbs everywhere. My opponent just gave the Dude. I'm. going. to. kick. your. @$$ look.
So....I'm thinking....that....he didn't know about this forum? Or did I play the Chocolate Cake wrong?
My guess he didn't know about this forum...everyone knows about chocolate cake .
I'd like forum or fiveum pieces of chocolate cake.
Wish granted:
WHAT DO WE WANT? A cure for obesity!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? After dinner! 
Where's RoyalBishop? You guys know of him right. He should join this forum with his wacky, bizzare, off the wall posts. But I must warn you sometimes his posts will be 2 pages long. I'd like to see how HIS Bishops would handle Chocolate Cate. Maybe since his alias is RoyalBishop, perhaps, then, he would need RoyalChocolateCake?
Is he here?
What huh?