Which is better, a bishop or a piece of delicious chocolate cake?

I call them as I see them!!

Ah, the "plastic" argument; once again proving, which is batter, a bishop or a delicious piece of chocolate cake.

I will try to deep fry a beer battered bishop this weekend, I will let you know how it turns out!

You should try a deep fried mars bar...

I see where you're going with that, but maybe post it at poker.com

Oh, and can't pass up opportunity to slip in my all-original bad pun:

Do uranium flakes taste like fission chips?

I hear in Australia they have a chocolate bar called a "White Knight." Seems very fitting for a forum like this...I wonder what the "White Bishop" looks like? hmmm?

OK, a white knight or a piece of delicious chocolate cake?

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