Which is better, a bishop or a piece of delicious chocolate cake?


Damn bro. Got us all hooked up on some nice pieces. I like the one with the berries on top of it. Yeah buddy.

I'm getting temporarily paralysed simply by looking at all that chocolate!
The first few are especially sublime.
One can dream...

If I had a bishop for every bishop that has left the board during all of my chess games, I might be able to fill a small closet. If I had a chocolate cake for each of these spent bishops, I might be able to fill an Olympic swimming pool. If I had to choose between a closet of bishops or a giant pool of chocolate cake, I'd have to go with the pool, because no one wants spent bishops. I prefer spice cake and passed pawns, however...but even better would be to eat a gallon of Ben & Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch ice cream with a queen for a spoon.

If I had a bishop for every bishop that has left the board during all of my chess games, I might be able to fill a small closet. If I had a chocolate cake for each of these spent bishops, I might be able to fill an Olympic swimming pool. If I had to choose between a closet of bishops or a giant pool of chocolate cake, I'd have to go with the pool, because no one wants spent bishops. I prefer spice cake and passed pawns, however...but even better would be to eat a gallon of Ben & Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch ice cream with a queen for a spoon.
Not an olympic sized, but will this do?